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Logan · 11-04-2007

kill em all, let god sort em out.

Logan · 11-04-2007

he looks like a deranged easter bunny.

Flounder · 11-04-2007

You're bleeding, man.
I ain't got time to bleed.
You got time to duck?

**Thender** · 11-04-2007

"It looks like a dick-fer"
"What's a dick-fer?"
"To pee with".....

Flounder · 11-04-2007

Just a fly in the ointment, Hans. The monkey in the wrench. The pain in the ass.

Logan · 11-05-2007

drop your cocks and grab your socks.

Logan · 11-05-2007

b-e-s-u-r-e-t-o-d-r-i-n-k-y-o-u-r-o-v-a-l-t-i-n-e....a crummy commercial? son of a bitch!

Flounder · 11-05-2007

That kid may be the stupidest son of a bitch I've ever seen, but damn he can run!

Savage Play · 11-06-2007

1.21 gigawatts! 1.21 gigawatts! great scott!

Flounder · 11-06-2007

Look, Little Jack was crying so I picked him up and gave him some hugs. Then I went into the kitchen to answer the phone and when I came back, he had let himself out of the playpen, put on Scarface and glued his hands to the rum bottle. Ok?

**Thender** · 11-06-2007

I smell.... I smell pussy!!!

**Bud** · 11-07-2007

Why am I peeing like I had sex last night?

Flounder · 11-07-2007

Bottom line is... we're around each other an'... this thing, it grabs hold of us again... at the wrong place... at the wrong time... and we're dead.

Logan · 11-07-2007

gotta little cheese on the taco?

Flounder · 11-07-2007

What would you do if you had a million dollars?
I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.

Logan · 11-08-2007

he's drilling me like an arab drilling for oil.

Savage Play · 11-08-2007

mcfly, i thought i told you never to come in here. oh, sorry biff.

Flounder · 11-08-2007

Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.

Savage Play · 11-08-2007

franks and beans! franks and beans!

Flounder · 11-08-2007

Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!

Logan · 11-08-2007

snakes, why does it always have to be snakes? i hate snakes.

Flounder · 11-09-2007

I see dead people.

Savage Play · 11-09-2007

roads? where we're going we don't need....roads.

Flounder · 11-09-2007

We put liquid heat in their jockstraps.

**Thender** · 11-09-2007

We've got bush!!!

11-04-2007	#76
Logan Flaming out on phone calls since 2002 Join Date: May 2005 Location: where the f*cking skers play Age: 40 Posts: 781 Throcks: 313.53 Thanks: 0 Thanked 5 Times in 1 Post	Re: Great Movie Quotes kill em all, let god sort em out.

11-04-2007	#77
Logan Flaming out on phone calls since 2002 Join Date: May 2005 Location: where the f*cking skers play Age: 40 Posts: 781 Throcks: 313.53 Thanks: 0 Thanked 5 Times in 1 Post	Re: Great Movie Quotes he looks like a deranged easter bunny.

11-04-2007	#78
Flounder I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 3,106 Throcks: 1,716.91 Thanks: 0 Thanked 11 Times in 2 Posts	Re: Great Movie Quotes You're bleeding, man. I ain't got time to bleed. You got time to duck?

11-04-2007	#79
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 22,918 Throcks: 6,976.87 Thanks: 9,992 Thanked 12,068 Times in 3,040 Posts	Re: Great Movie Quotes "It looks like a dick-fer" "What's a dick-fer?" "To pee with"..... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

11-04-2007	#80
Flounder I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 3,106 Throcks: 1,716.91 Thanks: 0 Thanked 11 Times in 2 Posts	Re: Great Movie Quotes Just a fly in the ointment, Hans. The monkey in the wrench. The pain in the ass.

11-05-2007	#81
Logan Flaming out on phone calls since 2002 Join Date: May 2005 Location: where the f*cking skers play Age: 40 Posts: 781 Throcks: 313.53 Thanks: 0 Thanked 5 Times in 1 Post	Re: Great Movie Quotes drop your cocks and grab your socks.

11-05-2007	#82
Logan Flaming out on phone calls since 2002 Join Date: May 2005 Location: where the f*cking skers play Age: 40 Posts: 781 Throcks: 313.53 Thanks: 0 Thanked 5 Times in 1 Post	Re: Great Movie Quotes b-e-s-u-r-e-t-o-d-r-i-n-k-y-o-u-r-o-v-a-l-t-i-n-e....a crummy commercial? son of a bitch!

11-05-2007	#83
Flounder I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 3,106 Throcks: 1,716.91 Thanks: 0 Thanked 11 Times in 2 Posts	Re: Great Movie Quotes That kid may be the stupidest son of a bitch I've ever seen, but damn he can run!

11-06-2007	#84
Savage Play TnTU College Listens: T95 - Wichita Join Date: Jun 2007 Age: 32 Posts: 849 Throcks: 346.89 Thanks: 417 Thanked 399 Times in 92 Posts	Re: Great Movie Quotes 1.21 gigawatts! 1.21 gigawatts! great scott! __________________ I slipped on a crab. Who put that crab there? I don't see any crab. Don't tell me. There were two crabs they work in pairs. - Hot Shots!

11-06-2007	#85
Flounder I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 3,106 Throcks: 1,716.91 Thanks: 0 Thanked 11 Times in 2 Posts	Re: Great Movie Quotes Look, Little Jack was crying so I picked him up and gave him some hugs. Then I went into the kitchen to answer the phone and when I came back, he had let himself out of the playpen, put on Scarface and glued his hands to the rum bottle. Ok?

11-06-2007	#86
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 22,918 Throcks: 6,976.87 Thanks: 9,992 Thanked 12,068 Times in 3,040 Posts	Re: Great Movie Quotes I smell.... I smell pussy!!! __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

11-07-2007	#87
Bud Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38 Posts: 12,591 Throcks: 14,168.08 Thanks: 9,813 Thanked 9,240 Times in 2,185 Posts	Re: Great Movie Quotes Why am I peeing like I had sex last night? __________________ Time is Short Click Here, Free Naked Ladies 2007 TNTU.net Fantasy NASCAR Champion !!!

11-07-2007	#88
Flounder I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 3,106 Throcks: 1,716.91 Thanks: 0 Thanked 11 Times in 2 Posts	Re: Great Movie Quotes Bottom line is... we're around each other an'... this thing, it grabs hold of us again... at the wrong place... at the wrong time... and we're dead.

11-07-2007	#89
Logan Flaming out on phone calls since 2002 Join Date: May 2005 Location: where the f*cking skers play Age: 40 Posts: 781 Throcks: 313.53 Thanks: 0 Thanked 5 Times in 1 Post	Re: Great Movie Quotes gotta little cheese on the taco?

11-07-2007	#90
Flounder I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 3,106 Throcks: 1,716.91 Thanks: 0 Thanked 11 Times in 2 Posts	Re: Great Movie Quotes What would you do if you had a million dollars? I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man. *That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?* Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.

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11-08-2007	#91
Logan Flaming out on phone calls since 2002 Join Date: May 2005 Location: where the f*cking skers play Age: 40 Posts: 781 Throcks: 313.53 Thanks: 0 Thanked 5 Times in 1 Post	Re: Great Movie Quotes he's drilling me like an arab drilling for oil.

11-08-2007	#92
Savage Play TnTU College Listens: T95 - Wichita Join Date: Jun 2007 Age: 32 Posts: 849 Throcks: 346.89 Thanks: 417 Thanked 399 Times in 92 Posts	Re: Great Movie Quotes mcfly, i thought i told you never to come in here. oh, sorry biff. __________________ I slipped on a crab. Who put that crab there? I don't see any crab. Don't tell me. There were two crabs they work in pairs. - Hot Shots!

11-08-2007	#93
Flounder I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 3,106 Throcks: 1,716.91 Thanks: 0 Thanked 11 Times in 2 Posts	Re: Great Movie Quotes Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.

11-08-2007	#94
Savage Play TnTU College Listens: T95 - Wichita Join Date: Jun 2007 Age: 32 Posts: 849 Throcks: 346.89 Thanks: 417 Thanked 399 Times in 92 Posts	Re: Great Movie Quotes franks and beans! franks and beans! __________________ I slipped on a crab. Who put that crab there? I don't see any crab. Don't tell me. There were two crabs they work in pairs. - Hot Shots!

11-08-2007	#95
Flounder I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 3,106 Throcks: 1,716.91 Thanks: 0 Thanked 11 Times in 2 Posts	Re: Great Movie Quotes Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!

11-08-2007	#96
Logan Flaming out on phone calls since 2002 Join Date: May 2005 Location: where the f*cking skers play Age: 40 Posts: 781 Throcks: 313.53 Thanks: 0 Thanked 5 Times in 1 Post	Re: Great Movie Quotes snakes, why does it always have to be snakes? i hate snakes.

11-09-2007	#97
Flounder I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 3,106 Throcks: 1,716.91 Thanks: 0 Thanked 11 Times in 2 Posts	Re: Great Movie Quotes I see dead people.

11-09-2007	#98
Savage Play TnTU College Listens: T95 - Wichita Join Date: Jun 2007 Age: 32 Posts: 849 Throcks: 346.89 Thanks: 417 Thanked 399 Times in 92 Posts	Re: Great Movie Quotes roads? where we're going we don't need....roads. __________________ I slipped on a crab. Who put that crab there? I don't see any crab. Don't tell me. There were two crabs they work in pairs. - Hot Shots!

11-09-2007	#99
Flounder I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 3,106 Throcks: 1,716.91 Thanks: 0 Thanked 11 Times in 2 Posts	Re: Great Movie Quotes We put liquid heat in their jockstraps.

11-09-2007	#100
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 22,918 Throcks: 6,976.87 Thanks: 9,992 Thanked 12,068 Times in 3,040 Posts	Re: Great Movie Quotes We've got bush!!! __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.