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Flounder · 11-19-2007

Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

Lynniebits · 11-19-2007

Qualifications, well I attended the Julliard, I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time doing that, I've seen the Exorcist 167 times, and it keeps gettin funnier every single time I see it, not to mention the fact that you're talking to a dead guy! What do you think, am I qualified?

**Thender** · 11-19-2007

Damn! You've got that memorized? Or are you watching BeetleJuice right now?

Lynniebits · 11-19-2007

OMG, no I have the entire movie almost memorized. I am in class right now. LOOOOOVe that movie.

**Thender** · 11-19-2007

I haven't seen it for a couple of years now... Could stand to see it again on some lazy Saturday afternoon...

Flounder · 11-19-2007

Ooooh, I'm very sorry Hans. I didn't get that message. Maybe you should've put it on the bulletin board. I figured since I've waxed Tony and Marco and his friend here, I figured you and Karl and Franco might be a little lonely, so I decided to give you a call.

Lynniebits · 11-20-2007

See if you can guess what I am now...

For you Flounder

**Thender** · 11-20-2007

A huge ZIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flounder · 11-20-2007

Thanks Lynniebits. Here's a movie quote for you.

Great, now say that everyday you had an apple. An apple, an apple and more apples. You probably thought that apples were pretty good, even if you got a rotten one every once in awhile. Then one day there was an orange. Now you can choose, do you want an apple or do you want an orange? That's democracy.

**dracula** · 11-26-2007

And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

**dracula** · 11-26-2007

Your mother's in here with us, Karras. Would you like to leave a message? I'll see that she gets it.
(seems a fitting quote for this website

)

Logan · 11-27-2007

where are you going?
i'm going to pick a fight.

Flounder · 11-27-2007

I'm a precision instrument of speed and aerodynamics.

Savage Play · 11-28-2007

i flew single engine fighters in the air force, but this plane has four engines. it's an entirely different kind of flying altogether.

**dracula** · 11-28-2007

Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.

Flounder · 11-28-2007

But I'm your friend Johnny! I was there with you knee-deep in all that blood and guts. I covered your ass more than once. Seems like baling you out of trouble's got to be a life-time achievement for me.

Savage Play · 11-29-2007

I have to admit, you know, I did the fair bit of uh-uh, masturbating when I was a little younger. I used to call it stroking the salami, yeah, you know, pounding the old pud. I-uh, I never did it with baked goods, but you know your uncle Mort, he pets the one-eyed snake 5-6 times a day.

Savage Play · 11-29-2007

Alright, you primitive screwheads, listen up: THIS... is my BOOM STICK!

**dracula** · 11-29-2007

Run, Forest...Run

**Thender** · 11-29-2007

Suck My Dick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Savage Play · 11-30-2007

Why do we all have to diet?

Because! In cheerleading we throw people into the air. And fat people don't go very high.

Logan · 11-30-2007

i feel the need, the need for speed.

Flounder · 12-01-2007

I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum....

RyanB. · 12-02-2007

Say hello to my little friend!

jpa · 12-03-2007

Harry Callahan: Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy.
The Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that?
Harry Callahan: When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!
[walks out of the room]
The Mayor: He's got a point.

11-19-2007	#126
Flounder TnTU Savant Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 3,106 Throcks: 1,716.91 Thanks: 0 Thanked 11 Times in 2 Posts	Re: Great Movie Quotes Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

11-19-2007	#127
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,199 Throcks: 465.22 Thanks: 0 Thanked 14 Times in 3 Posts	Re: Great Movie Quotes Qualifications, well I attended the Julliard, I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time doing that, I've seen the Exorcist 167 times, and it keeps gettin funnier every single time I see it, not to mention the fact that you're talking to a dead guy! What do you think, am I qualified? __________________ Life is too short for bras and uncomfortable shoes.

11-19-2007	#128
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 23,838 Throcks: 8,966.29 Thanks: 13,736 Thanked 16,006 Times in 3,960 Posts	Re: Great Movie Quotes Damn! You've got that memorized? Or are you watching BeetleJuice right now? __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

11-19-2007	#129
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,199 Throcks: 465.22 Thanks: 0 Thanked 14 Times in 3 Posts	Re: Great Movie Quotes OMG, no I have the entire movie almost memorized. I am in class right now. LOOOOOVe that movie. __________________ Life is too short for bras and uncomfortable shoes.

11-19-2007	#130
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 23,838 Throcks: 8,966.29 Thanks: 13,736 Thanked 16,006 Times in 3,960 Posts	Re: Great Movie Quotes I haven't seen it for a couple of years now... Could stand to see it again on some lazy Saturday afternoon... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

11-19-2007	#131
Flounder TnTU Savant Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 3,106 Throcks: 1,716.91 Thanks: 0 Thanked 11 Times in 2 Posts	Re: Great Movie Quotes Ooooh, I'm very sorry Hans. I didn't get that message. Maybe you should've put it on the bulletin board. I figured since I've waxed Tony and Marco and his friend here, I figured you and Karl and Franco might be a little lonely, so I decided to give you a call.

11-20-2007	#132
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,199 Throcks: 465.22 Thanks: 0 Thanked 14 Times in 3 Posts	Re: Great Movie Quotes See if you can guess what I am now... For you Flounder __________________ Life is too short for bras and uncomfortable shoes.

11-20-2007	#133
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 23,838 Throcks: 8,966.29 Thanks: 13,736 Thanked 16,006 Times in 3,960 Posts	Re: Great Movie Quotes A huge ZIT!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

11-20-2007	#134
Flounder TnTU Savant Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 3,106 Throcks: 1,716.91 Thanks: 0 Thanked 11 Times in 2 Posts	Re: Great Movie Quotes Thanks Lynniebits. Here's a movie quote for you. Great, now say that everyday you had an apple. An apple, an apple and more apples. You probably thought that apples were pretty good, even if you got a rotten one every once in awhile. Then one day there was an orange. Now you can choose, do you want an apple or do you want an orange? That's democracy.

11-26-2007	#135
dracula Your Mom hates you, she told me so.... Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 45 Posts: 5,154 Throcks: 37.13 Thanks: 9,502 Thanked 13,032 Times in 2,988 Posts	Re: Great Movie Quotes And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice. __________________ Is it bad when you almost cause a car crash because you're using your keychain vibrator?.....teachergirl

11-26-2007	#136
dracula Your Mom hates you, she told me so.... Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 45 Posts: 5,154 Throcks: 37.13 Thanks: 9,502 Thanked 13,032 Times in 2,988 Posts	Re: Great Movie Quotes Your mother's in here with us, Karras. Would you like to leave a message? I'll see that she gets it. (seems a fitting quote for this website ) __________________ Is it bad when you almost cause a car crash because you're using your keychain vibrator?.....teachergirl

11-27-2007	#137
Logan Flaming out on phone calls since 2002 Join Date: May 2005 Location: where the f*cking skers play Age: 40 Posts: 781 Throcks: 365.50 Thanks: 0 Thanked 5 Times in 1 Post	Re: Great Movie Quotes where are you going? i'm going to pick a fight.

11-27-2007	#138
Flounder TnTU Savant Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 3,106 Throcks: 1,716.91 Thanks: 0 Thanked 11 Times in 2 Posts	Re: Great Movie Quotes I'm a precision instrument of speed and aerodynamics.

11-28-2007	#139
Savage Play TnTU College Listens: T95 - Wichita Join Date: Jun 2007 Age: 32 Posts: 849 Throcks: 399.94 Thanks: 417 Thanked 399 Times in 92 Posts	Re: Great Movie Quotes i flew single engine fighters in the air force, but this plane has four engines. it's an entirely different kind of flying altogether. __________________ I slipped on a crab. Who put that crab there? I don't see any crab. Don't tell me. There were two crabs they work in pairs. - Hot Shots!

11-28-2007	#140
dracula Your Mom hates you, she told me so.... Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 45 Posts: 5,154 Throcks: 37.13 Thanks: 9,502 Thanked 13,032 Times in 2,988 Posts	Re: Great Movie Quotes Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes. __________________ Is it bad when you almost cause a car crash because you're using your keychain vibrator?.....teachergirl

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11-28-2007	#141
Flounder TnTU Savant Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 3,106 Throcks: 1,716.91 Thanks: 0 Thanked 11 Times in 2 Posts	Re: Great Movie Quotes But I'm your friend Johnny! I was there with you knee-deep in all that blood and guts. I covered your ass more than once. Seems like baling you out of trouble's got to be a life-time achievement for me.

11-29-2007	#142
Savage Play TnTU College Listens: T95 - Wichita Join Date: Jun 2007 Age: 32 Posts: 849 Throcks: 399.94 Thanks: 417 Thanked 399 Times in 92 Posts	Re: Great Movie Quotes I have to admit, you know, I did the fair bit of uh-uh, masturbating when I was a little younger. I used to call it stroking the salami, yeah, you know, pounding the old pud. I-uh, I never did it with baked goods, but you know your uncle Mort, he pets the one-eyed snake 5-6 times a day. __________________ I slipped on a crab. Who put that crab there? I don't see any crab. Don't tell me. There were two crabs they work in pairs. - Hot Shots!

11-29-2007	#143
Savage Play TnTU College Listens: T95 - Wichita Join Date: Jun 2007 Age: 32 Posts: 849 Throcks: 399.94 Thanks: 417 Thanked 399 Times in 92 Posts	Re: Great Movie Quotes Alright, you primitive screwheads, listen up: THIS... is my BOOM STICK! __________________ I slipped on a crab. Who put that crab there? I don't see any crab. Don't tell me. There were two crabs they work in pairs. - Hot Shots!

11-29-2007	#144
dracula Your Mom hates you, she told me so.... Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 45 Posts: 5,154 Throcks: 37.13 Thanks: 9,502 Thanked 13,032 Times in 2,988 Posts	Re: Great Movie Quotes Run, Forest...Run __________________ Is it bad when you almost cause a car crash because you're using your keychain vibrator?.....teachergirl

11-29-2007	#145
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 23,838 Throcks: 8,966.29 Thanks: 13,736 Thanked 16,006 Times in 3,960 Posts	Re: Great Movie Quotes Suck My Dick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

11-30-2007	#146
Savage Play TnTU College Listens: T95 - Wichita Join Date: Jun 2007 Age: 32 Posts: 849 Throcks: 399.94 Thanks: 417 Thanked 399 Times in 92 Posts	Re: Great Movie Quotes Why do we all have to diet? Because! In cheerleading we throw people into the air. And fat people don't go very high. __________________ I slipped on a crab. Who put that crab there? I don't see any crab. Don't tell me. There were two crabs they work in pairs. - Hot Shots!

11-30-2007	#147
Logan Flaming out on phone calls since 2002 Join Date: May 2005 Location: where the f*cking skers play Age: 40 Posts: 781 Throcks: 365.50 Thanks: 0 Thanked 5 Times in 1 Post	Re: Great Movie Quotes i feel the need, the need for speed.

12-01-2007	#148
Flounder TnTU Savant Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 3,106 Throcks: 1,716.91 Thanks: 0 Thanked 11 Times in 2 Posts	Re: Great Movie Quotes I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum....

12-02-2007	#149
RyanB. even when you know you never know Listens: T95 - Wichita Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Kansas Age: 37 Posts: 1,172 Throcks: 456.52 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Great Movie Quotes Say hello to my little friend! __________________ If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score? - Vince Lombardi

12-03-2007	#150
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 7,748 Throcks: 2,205.64 Thanks: 1,199 Thanked 5,112 Times in 1,055 Posts	Re: Great Movie Quotes Harry Callahan: Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy. The Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that? Harry Callahan: When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross! [walks out of the room] The Mayor: He's got a point. __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown