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Cooking your bird (89 easy steps)

If you are looking for a easy way to make a turnkey this year. Here you go:

Step 1: Turn oven to 500 degrees
Step 2: Wash bird, dry with paper towel, put in roaster pan
Step 3: Butter the bird
Step 4: Season with s/p
Step 5: Make a breast plate out of foil
Step 6: Remove breastplate
Step 7: Put bird in oven
Step 8: After 30 minutes turn the temp down to 350 and replace the foil breastplate.
Step 9: When breast reaches 165 then the bird is done. (Use probe thermometer)
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Re: Cooking your bird (89 easy steps)

Listening to the turkey lady this morning and some guy called in wanting to know if it was ok to put a frozen turkey into a deep fat fryer...
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Re: Cooking your bird (89 easy steps)

You shouldn't deep fat fry ANY turkey. What a waste of a perfect bird.
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Re: Cooking your bird (89 easy steps)

I ate some once at a get together in Indiana... Too fricken dry....
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Re: Cooking your bird (89 easy steps)

Where are the other 80 steps?
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They involve trying to salvage a fried turkey...
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Re: Cooking your bird (89 easy steps)

I had a deep fried turkey once at a friends house and maybe he just got lucky or did something that others don't but that was one damn fine tasty juicy bird.
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Re: Cooking your bird (89 easy steps)

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Where are the other 80 steps?
Just kidding on the 80 other steps. I made one out of four turkeys for the cub scout feast and I think my was the best.

I don't care how you cook it, buy a $19 probe themometer and stop cooking the bird when it gets to 165 degrees in the breast.
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Re: Cooking your bird (89 easy steps)

I think one of the best turkeys I made was the one I smoked using apple and mesquite woods... Damn it was juicy!
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