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Old 06-20-2008   #1
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The 10 Oldest Women We

The 10 Oldest Women We’d Still Bang



10. Morgan Fairchild (58)

9. Cheryl Tiegs (60)

8. Susan Lucci (61)

7. Suzanne Somers (61)

6. Diane Sawyer (62)

5. Goldie Hawn (62)

4. Helen Mirren (62)

3. Dolly Parton (62)

2. Racquel Welch (67)

1. Sophia Lauren (73)

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Re: The 10 Oldest Women We

What???... No Ann Margaret?????
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Re: The 10 Oldest Women We

I'd still bang Bernadette Peters (60) also.
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Re: The 10 Oldest Women We

Take Dolly's botched up plastic face off that list...
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Re: The 10 Oldest Women We

I'd add Susan Sarandon, and Sigourney Weaver.
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Need to add Drac and Mike's mom to that list...
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Re: The 10 Oldest Women We

Why????...you'd do anybody's mom....doesn't matter the age....
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OK wise ass, Add all Moms to the list...
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One last time...here you go....
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...most guys around here just need 2 breasts, a hole, and a heartbeat.
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Re: The 10 Oldest Women We

you can get that at the KFC drive-thru
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...most guys around here just need 2 breasts, a hole, and a heartbeat.
Clarify that Force-Boy...you just described a Transvestite........
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Re: The 10 Oldest Women We

somethin' fer Dave

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Re: The 10 Oldest Women We

How can you dis Aunt Bea???


A helluva lot better looking than your Mom...


And cleaner too...
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Re: The 10 Oldest Women We

Aunt Bea is dead wrench boy....she ain't cleaner than anything...only thing she's cleaner than is your mind...
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Didn't know there was death qualification...

Leaves yer mom out, from the hips down....


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good pick !!
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O yes, Olivia!

Bo Derek is kind of a whack job but she is still hittable too.
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almost 60 and still hittable with under a 6 pack.
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At age 62 - she is still in great shape..
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The best money can buy !
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