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Bud · 06-20-2008

The 10 Oldest Women We’d Still Bang

10. Morgan Fairchild (58)

9. Cheryl Tiegs (60)

8. Susan Lucci (61)

7. Suzanne Somers (61)

6. Diane Sawyer (62)

5. Goldie Hawn (62)

4. Helen Mirren (62)

3. Dolly Parton (62)

2. Racquel Welch (67)

1. Sophia Lauren (73)

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dracula · 06-20-2008

What???... No Ann Margaret?????

Bud · 06-20-2008

I'd still bang Bernadette Peters (60) also.

Thender · 06-20-2008

Take Dolly's botched up plastic face off that list...

**mike** · 06-20-2008

I'd add Susan Sarandon, and Sigourney Weaver.

Thender · 06-20-2008

Need to add Drac and Mike's mom to that list...

dracula · 06-21-2008

Why????...you'd do anybody's mom....doesn't matter the age....

Thender · 06-21-2008

OK wise ass, Add all Moms to the list...

dracula · 06-21-2008

jackson · 06-22-2008

Dyan Cannon

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dracula · 06-22-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by jackson

Dyan Cannon

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One last time...here you go....

**ob1** · 06-22-2008

...most guys around here just need 2 breasts, a hole, and a heartbeat.

2ox · 06-22-2008

you can get that at the KFC drive-thru

dracula · 06-22-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by ob1

...most guys around here just need 2 breasts, a hole, and a heartbeat.

Clarify that Force-Boy...you just described a Transvestite........

2ox · 06-22-2008

somethin' fer Dave

dracula · 06-22-2008

Thender · 06-22-2008

How can you dis Aunt Bea???

A helluva lot better looking than your Mom...

And cleaner too...

dracula · 06-22-2008

Aunt Bea is dead wrench boy....she ain't cleaner than anything...only thing she's cleaner than is your mind...

Thender · 06-22-2008

Didn't know there was death qualification...

Leaves yer mom out, from the hips down....

jackson · 06-23-2008

Olivia Newton John

**mike** · 06-23-2008

good pick !!

Bud · 06-23-2008

O yes, Olivia!

Bo Derek is kind of a whack job but she is still hittable too.

jackson · 06-23-2008

almost 60 and still hittable with under a 6 pack.

MMM · 06-23-2008

At age 62 - she is still in great shape..

jackson · 06-23-2008

The best money can buy !

06-20-2008	#1
Bud Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 39 Posts: 17,003 Throcks: 546.15 Thanks: 29,752 Thanked 28,127 Times in 6,599 Posts	The 10 Oldest Women We The 10 Oldest Women We’d Still Bang 10. Morgan Fairchild (58) 9. Cheryl Tiegs (60) 8. Susan Lucci (61) 7. Suzanne Somers (61) 6. Diane Sawyer (62) 5. Goldie Hawn (62) 4. Helen Mirren (62) 3. Dolly Parton (62) 2. Racquel Welch (67) 1. Sophia Lauren (73) Click here for story and pictures __________________ Click Here, Free Naked Ladies

06-20-2008	#2
dracula Lord love a duck!!! Listens: Podcast Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 46 Posts: 10,586 Throcks: 1.75 Thanks: 27,992 Thanked 34,923 Times in 8,424 Posts	Re: The 10 Oldest Women We What???... No Ann Margaret????? __________________ 2008 TNTU Death Pool Champion!!!

06-20-2008	#3
Bud Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 39 Posts: 17,003 Throcks: 546.15 Thanks: 29,752 Thanked 28,127 Times in 6,599 Posts	Re: The 10 Oldest Women We I'd still bang Bernadette Peters (60) also. __________________ Click Here, Free Naked Ladies

06-20-2008	#4
Thender Conservative Independant Bastard Listens: Z92 - Omaha, NE Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Location: S.W. Iowa Age: 39 Posts: 30,771 Throcks: 18,049.51 Thanks: 34,645 Thanked 42,177 Times in 10,891 Posts	Re: The 10 Oldest Women We Take Dolly's botched up plastic face off that list... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

06-20-2008	#5
mike Twice Baked Pug !!! Listens: Z92 - Omaha, NE Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 37 Posts: 21,547 Throcks: 13,840.47 Thanks: 36,121 Thanked 33,386 Times in 8,536 Posts	Re: The 10 Oldest Women We I'd add Susan Sarandon, and Sigourney Weaver. __________________ "Don't bring a wooden plank to a golf club fight !!"- Bob Reno

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Thender Conservative Independant Bastard Listens: Z92 - Omaha, NE Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Location: S.W. Iowa Age: 39 Posts: 30,771 Throcks: 18,049.51 Thanks: 34,645 Thanked 42,177 Times in 10,891 Posts	Re: The 10 Oldest Women We Need to add Drac and Mike's mom to that list... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

06-21-2008	#7
dracula Lord love a duck!!! Listens: Podcast Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 46 Posts: 10,586 Throcks: 1.75 Thanks: 27,992 Thanked 34,923 Times in 8,424 Posts	Re: The 10 Oldest Women We Why????...you'd do anybody's mom....doesn't matter the age.... __________________ 2008 TNTU Death Pool Champion!!!

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Thender Conservative Independant Bastard Listens: Z92 - Omaha, NE Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Location: S.W. Iowa Age: 39 Posts: 30,771 Throcks: 18,049.51 Thanks: 34,645 Thanked 42,177 Times in 10,891 Posts	Re: The 10 Oldest Women We OK wise ass, Add all Moms to the list... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

06-21-2008	#9
dracula Lord love a duck!!! Listens: Podcast Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 46 Posts: 10,586 Throcks: 1.75 Thanks: 27,992 Thanked 34,923 Times in 8,424 Posts	Re: The 10 Oldest Women We __________________ 2008 TNTU Death Pool Champion!!!

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jackson jackson Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Aug 2006 Age: 50 Posts: 1,788 Throcks: 32,508.91 Thanks: 42,380 Thanked 6,225 Times in 1,608 Posts	Re: The 10 Oldest Women We Dyan Cannon [IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9G_bHNFZF5ITe0ASiajzbkF/SIG=12m34h3e3/EXP=1214232005/**http%3A//agategal.typepad.com/kingfisher_cove/images/dyan_cannon.jpg[/IMG]

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ob1 FREEdom is not free! Listens: Z92 - Omaha, NE Mornings (KEZO-FM) Join Date: May 2005 Age: 39 Posts: 7,698 Throcks: 4,670.85 Thanks: 1,421 Thanked 5,788 Times in 1,112 Posts	Re: The 10 Oldest Women We ...most guys around here just need 2 breasts, a hole, and a heartbeat.

06-22-2008	#13
2ox it makes good good sense Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 45 Posts: 3,645 Throcks: 1,845.41 Thanks: 11 Thanked 611 Times in 128 Posts	Re: The 10 Oldest Women We you can get that at the KFC drive-thru __________________ "I took a look inside your bedroom door...You looked so good lying on your bed...Well, I asked you if you wanted any rhythm and love...You said you wanna rock 'n' roll instead"

06-22-2008	#15
2ox it makes good good sense Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 45 Posts: 3,645 Throcks: 1,845.41 Thanks: 11 Thanked 611 Times in 128 Posts	Re: The 10 Oldest Women We somethin' fer Dave __________________ "I took a look inside your bedroom door...You looked so good lying on your bed...Well, I asked you if you wanted any rhythm and love...You said you wanna rock 'n' roll instead"

06-22-2008	#17
Thender Conservative Independant Bastard Listens: Z92 - Omaha, NE Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Location: S.W. Iowa Age: 39 Posts: 30,771 Throcks: 18,049.51 Thanks: 34,645 Thanked 42,177 Times in 10,891 Posts	Re: The 10 Oldest Women We How can you dis Aunt Bea??? A helluva lot better looking than your Mom... And cleaner too... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

06-22-2008	#18
dracula Lord love a duck!!! Listens: Podcast Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 46 Posts: 10,586 Throcks: 1.75 Thanks: 27,992 Thanked 34,923 Times in 8,424 Posts	Re: The 10 Oldest Women We Aunt Bea is dead wrench boy....she ain't cleaner than anything...only thing she's cleaner than is your mind... __________________ 2008 TNTU Death Pool Champion!!!

06-22-2008	#19
Thender Conservative Independant Bastard Listens: Z92 - Omaha, NE Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Location: S.W. Iowa Age: 39 Posts: 30,771 Throcks: 18,049.51 Thanks: 34,645 Thanked 42,177 Times in 10,891 Posts	Re: The 10 Oldest Women We Didn't know there was death qualification... Leaves yer mom out, from the hips down.... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

06-23-2008	#20
jackson jackson Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Aug 2006 Age: 50 Posts: 1,788 Throcks: 32,508.91 Thanks: 42,380 Thanked 6,225 Times in 1,608 Posts	Re: The 10 Oldest Women We Olivia Newton John

06-23-2008	#21
mike Twice Baked Pug !!! Listens: Z92 - Omaha, NE Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 37 Posts: 21,547 Throcks: 13,840.47 Thanks: 36,121 Thanked 33,386 Times in 8,536 Posts	Re: The 10 Oldest Women We good pick !! __________________ "Don't bring a wooden plank to a golf club fight !!"- Bob Reno

06-23-2008	#22
Bud Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 39 Posts: 17,003 Throcks: 546.15 Thanks: 29,752 Thanked 28,127 Times in 6,599 Posts	Re: The 10 Oldest Women We O yes, Olivia! Bo Derek is kind of a whack job but she is still hittable too. __________________ Click Here, Free Naked Ladies

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jackson jackson Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Aug 2006 Age: 50 Posts: 1,788 Throcks: 32,508.91 Thanks: 42,380 Thanked 6,225 Times in 1,608 Posts	Re: The 10 Oldest Women We almost 60 and still hittable with under a 6 pack.

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