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| Vampire on Vacation.... Greetings one and all..... I am home for the next week, on vacation. Unlike most people, I spend mine at home. Last thing I want to do is drive somewhere....  ...I'll be fairly inebriated the whole week. Can't drink much during due to job qualification...but during this week I make up for it. So I give you fair warning...keep your moms locked up... BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA
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| Re: Vampire on Vacation.... are you going to be on here posting while drunk? that'd be most excellent most excellent indeed
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| BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Re: Vampire on Vacation.... what do you think he's been doing all day ??  : drunk:
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| Re: Vampire on Vacation.... That would be something....
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| Re: Vampire on Vacation.... Yep...of course I'll also find other things even funnier.... 
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| Re: Vampire on Vacation.... I had a vacation once, but can't remember what I did. Been like 10 years ago. |
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| Re: Vampire on Vacation.... Have fun, and don't sleep with the pug too many times. 
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| Re: Vampire on Vacation.... .....HAH....my old lady's cat would kick that Pug's ass ..... 
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| it makes good good sense  Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 45
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| Re: Vampire on Vacation.... I hope its a beer and meat kind of vacation those are always the best... 
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| Re: Vampire on Vacation.... Beer,meat,beer,fishing,Scotch,beer....and so on....
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| Re: Vampire on Vacation.... hey...I only got til the 7th.... 
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| Re: Vampire on Vacation.... I'll be ok.....
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| Re: Vampire on Vacation.... Tomorrows paper... "Local man imbibes, attempts to fish off his deck, loses footing, becomes fish food."
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| Re: Vampire on Vacation.... The water is too far from my deck now...the levels down alot...besides , if I fell, I'd spill my drink, and that's alcohol abuse...
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| Re: Vampire on Vacation.... Damn skippy!!!
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| Re: Vampire on Vacation.... And the steaks would burn from lack of attention....
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| Re: Vampire on Vacation.... noooo, don't burn the meat!!
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