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| porn believes 1.) Every man's body is hairless 2.) Moving from one sexual position to another is a breeze 3.) Sex can happen two minutes after meeting someone for the first time. Three minutes if either person has something to say 4.) Sex can last for hours and will always feel good 5.) Women MUST talk or groan every moment of intercourse and every sentence must end with the word 'yeah' 6.) Everyone lives in, or knows someone with, a huge mansion 7.) Private detectives are easy to find and all have a large penis 8.) Everyone is bare backing it 9.) Sex at work is easy to pull off 10.) But not as easy as threesomes and orgies 11.) Friendships don't matter when sex is involved. Neither do bloodlines. 12.) Every guy lives in the gym and sleeps in a tanning booth. 13.) Everyone woman has a little lesbian in her..(wait, that might be true) 14.) Anal is normal and never needs to be asked for 15.) Expect greatness when the UPS guy says he has a "package" for you 16.) Most women wear garters. All day. Every day. Even with bathing suits 17.) Aqua Net is still a popular hair care product 18.) Every popular movie must be satired in a porno (i.e.- The Dark Nuts and Edward Penishands) 19.) People are having sex multiple times a day, everyday 20.) That we are interested in a plot Posted by Illuminati at Friday, August 15, 2008 14 comments   Labels: 20 things, movies, porn, UPS
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08-18-2008
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| Re: porn believes Hmmm....some of them are kinda true....
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| Re: porn believes Sounds about right, to me....
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| Re: porn believes 1.) Every man's body is hairless Pretty much and not by choice 2.) Moving from one sexual position to another is a breeze There is more than one 3.) Sex can happen two minutes after meeting someone for the first time. Three minutes if either person has something to say Do you mean sex with that person? 4.) Sex can last for hours and will always feel good When does it not feel good? 5.) Women MUST talk or groan every moment of intercourse and every sentence must end with the word 'yeah' Women love to talk, why would this be different? 6.) Everyone lives in, or knows someone with, a huge mansion I know someone. 7.) Private detectives are easy to find and all have a large penis I'll take your word on this one. 8.) Everyone is bare backing it Ever since the big snip n clip in '98 i have. 9.) Sex at work is easy to pull off Are we talking alone or with someone? 10.) But not as easy as threesomes and orgies Don't know but willing to learn. 11.) Friendships don't matter when sex is involved. Neither do bloodlines. And your point? 12.) Every guy lives in the gym and sleeps in a tanning booth. Tanning booths are not that comfortable. 13.) Everyone woman has a little lesbian in her.. Giggity, giggity. 14.) Anal is normal and never needs to be asked for For the last time, it slipped 15.) Expect greatness when the UPS guy says he has a "package" for you I'm guessing it is my Ebay or Woot purchase. 16.) Most women wear garters. All day. Every day. Even with bathing suits Why wouldn't you? 17.) Aqua Net is still a popular hair care product Don't know because I don't have enought hair to care. 18.) Every popular movie must be satired in a porno (i.e.- The Dark Nuts and Edward Penishands) Well yeah. 19.) People are having sex multiple times a day, everyday Again, are we talking with someone else? 20.) That we are interested in a plot Why else would you watch?
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