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teachergirl · 04-17-2006

Maybe you need to protect your keyboard...like get yourself some massive keyboard condom or something.

Remember to practice "safe" masturbation folks! (knowing is half the battle)

Chubby · 04-17-2006

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Originally Posted by teachergirl

Maybe you need to protect your keyboard...like get yourself some massive keyboard condom or something.

Remember to practice "safe" masturbation folks! (knowing is half the battle)

I agree a keyboard comdom is the way to go. Afterall you don't want to explain to anyone why your keys are sticking on the keyboard now do you? That could present its self as a very odd moment.

teachergirl · 04-17-2006

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Originally Posted by Chubby

I agree a keyboard comdom is the way to go. Afterall you don't want to explain to anyone why your keys are sticking on the keyboard now do you? That could present its self as a very odd moment.

Especially considering the school district "owns" my laptop!

**Thender** · 04-17-2006

Would they let me touch your laptop?

teachergirl · 04-17-2006

I think they'd let you rub it a little...

**Thender** · 04-17-2006

OK! Thats enough!!!! I'm spent!!!!!

pdub77 · 04-17-2006

If anyone needs a lawnmower my dad works at J & J small engine

**Thender** · 04-17-2006

We were talking about lawnmowers?

Lynniebits · 04-17-2006

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Originally Posted by teachergirl

Don't worry...I get a little turned-on looking at them too!

I get more turned on wearing them!

teachergirl · 04-17-2006

So you're the hussy who stole 'em from me!

**Thender** · 04-17-2006

Lynniebits · 04-17-2006

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Originally Posted by teachergirl

So you're the hussy who stole 'em from me!

Heck yeah, I'd have stolen your panties too, but I don't wear them anyway so why bother.

teachergirl · 04-17-2006

That's okay...I don't wear my panties either (waiting for thender's head to explode...)

**Thender** · 04-17-2006

Kaboom!!!

Now you have to guess which head...

teachergirl · 04-17-2006

I'm more of a hands-on kind of girl...is there a way I could check which one?

Lynniebits · 04-17-2006

I love this place. "Damn it feels good to be a gangsta."

zwingmm05 · 04-17-2006

What size of mower you looking for. I might have one for sale that is in good shape.

**Thender** · 04-17-2006

It's the big red o...... Oh what the hell. Find it yourself!

jpa · 04-18-2006

after some of these comments, i think my heads going to explode as well

TNT_Tony · 04-18-2006

This thread is about lawnmowers?!?!

Nazarah · 04-18-2006

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Originally Posted by zwingmm05

What size of mower you looking for. I might have one for sale that is in good shape.

Any size will work, as long as it bags the grass.

Alright folks - say it with me. LAWN MOWER! Let's keep this thread on topic.............ah screw it - what am I saying.....

Let's here more from teachergirl.

teachergirl · 04-18-2006

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Originally Posted by Nazarah

Any size will work, as long as it bags the grass.
Let's here more from teachergirl.

NO ONE is going to respond to this?! Sure, guys, we can talk about lawnmowers....in a dirty way....

Personally, as long as it gets the grass I don't mind what size it is either.

Nazarah · 04-18-2006

DOH!.........I am going to have to choose my words more carefully

teachergirl · 04-18-2006

Either that, or I need to get my mind out of the gutter.

What am I thinking?! What fun would my sad little life be like without dirty jokes and sexual undertones?

**Thender** · 04-18-2006

^amen!

04-17-2006	#26
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,638 Throcks: 219.82 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Looking to buy a lawnmower Maybe you need to protect your keyboard...like get yourself some massive keyboard condom or something. Remember to practice "safe" masturbation folks! (knowing is half the battle) __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

04-17-2006	#29
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04-17-2006	#30
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,638 Throcks: 219.82 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Looking to buy a lawnmower I think they'd let you rub it a little... __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

04-17-2006	#31
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,934 Throcks: 2,987.73 Thanks: 3,005 Thanked 3,039 Times in 830 Posts	Re: Looking to buy a lawnmower OK! Thats enough!!!! I'm spent!!!!! __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

04-17-2006	#32
pdub77 Banned Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 13 Throcks: 204.00 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Looking to buy a lawnmower If anyone needs a lawnmower my dad works at J & J small engine

04-17-2006	#33
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,934 Throcks: 2,987.73 Thanks: 3,005 Thanked 3,039 Times in 830 Posts	Re: Looking to buy a lawnmower We were talking about lawnmowers? __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

04-17-2006	#35
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,638 Throcks: 219.82 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Looking to buy a lawnmower So you're the hussy who stole 'em from me! __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

04-17-2006	#36
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,934 Throcks: 2,987.73 Thanks: 3,005 Thanked 3,039 Times in 830 Posts	Re: Looking to buy a lawnmower __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

04-17-2006	#38
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,638 Throcks: 219.82 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Looking to buy a lawnmower That's okay...I don't wear my panties either (waiting for thender's head to explode...) __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

04-17-2006	#39
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,934 Throcks: 2,987.73 Thanks: 3,005 Thanked 3,039 Times in 830 Posts	Re: Looking to buy a lawnmower Kaboom!!! Now you have to guess which head... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

04-17-2006	#40
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,638 Throcks: 219.82 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Looking to buy a lawnmower I'm more of a hands-on kind of girl...is there a way I could check which one? __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

04-17-2006	#41
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,126 Throcks: 315.03 Thanks: 0 Thanked 14 Times in 3 Posts	Re: Looking to buy a lawnmower I love this place. "Damn it feels good to be a gangsta." __________________ Life is too short for bras and uncomfortable shoes.

04-17-2006	#42
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04-17-2006	#43
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,934 Throcks: 2,987.73 Thanks: 3,005 Thanked 3,039 Times in 830 Posts	Re: Looking to buy a lawnmower It's the big red o...... Oh what the hell. Find it yourself! __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

04-18-2006	#44
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04-18-2006	#45
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04-18-2006	#48
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04-18-2006	#49
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,638 Throcks: 219.82 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Looking to buy a lawnmower Either that, or I need to get my mind out of the gutter. What am I thinking?! What fun would my sad little life be like without dirty jokes and sexual undertones? __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night. Last edited by teachergirl; 04-18-2006 at 11:33 AM.

04-18-2006	#50
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,934 Throcks: 2,987.73 Thanks: 3,005 Thanked 3,039 Times in 830 Posts	Re: Looking to buy a lawnmower ^amen! __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

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