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Dave · 05-29-2006

My wife and mother in law are having a garage sale this week. "Somebody" has been going to other garage sales just to resell at this garage sale. There may be a homicide by next Monday.

There's a nice JVC dual cassette deck and JVC 6 disc CD changer if anybody is interested in them, and a nice pair of 6x9 car speakers that I've never used. I paid $150 for them at the mart, but $20 may be the going price.

I'm unloading a number of CD's too, if I can find out where they're hidden.

Chubby · 05-29-2006

I feel for you Dave.... As a teenager my Mother would have garage sales and always have to work so I was stuck running her garage sale.... My theory as an adult is to just donate it to one of the various organizations in metro...

Let us know next week if you need bail money.....

KUfan_Donnie · 05-30-2006

Is that how it's advertised..."Garage Sale from hell"??

Catchy...

Dave · 05-31-2006

"Garbage Sale from Hell" There will be a big sign in the front yard that says "please steal!"

lilyvon schtupp · 05-31-2006

omg, the player in my car is a jvc, that means it'll fit... & i lost a crapload of CDs
i may swing by...i'll be looking for the sign "gragesale from hell"

Dave · 05-31-2006

Its a home stereo, not too old, replaced them last year with my denon unit. There are about 200 CD's $1.00 a piece.

My wife put in charge of the signs, she should know better.

KUfan_Donnie · 05-31-2006

Just put "Stolen Goods--Will sell for Cheap $$$" on a sign, with a big arrow toward the house.

After the police come and confiscate it all, no more problems, eh?

2ox · 05-31-2006

How much for the wife and the little girl??? he he he he he

Dave · 06-01-2006

worthless crap is flying off the shelves as we speak!

josh · 06-01-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2ox

How much for the wife and the little girl??? he he he he he

$72.50 but everything is negotable

Dave · 06-01-2006

I have "$1.00 firm" on all my CD's, and some old ladies still try to jew me down to fifty cents each! They don't even know what CD's are, let alone the artists.

My "The Kramer" portrait got knocked over and cracked. I'm sure it'll sell now!

Thender · 06-01-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave

I have "$1.00 firm" on all my CD's, and some old ladies still try to jew me down to fifty cents each! They don't even know what CD's are, let alone the artists.

That's why you should have marked them at $2.00 and let them think they're getting a bargain when they jewed ya down to a $1.00....

KUfan_Donnie · 06-01-2006

^Nah, you could do that but this is probably more fun...If they say they'll buy it for $.50, but not for a dollar, just take it and fold it until it snaps in half (especially if it is some lame one)...and try to make the sell at $.50 with only half of the CD in hand, explaining that now you'll sell that particular one at half price, but all the others you still want to sell at one dollar

Thender · 06-01-2006

Huh?

I love ya dude.... But lay off the crack....

Dave · 06-02-2006

I'm going to do that with a couple of my crappy CD's the next time somebody tries that.

I don't like dickering around. Buy them for $1.00 or leave, they're not taking up much of my space.

lilyvon schtupp · 06-02-2006

duh, i was in omaha yesterday and didn't drop by, working today, so no chance....
the boychild and i went for a walk yesterday and found a bunch of CDs in the road...not my type of music, skid row, kiss and the like
and i realized, this is what happened to my CDs, they're in the middle of a road somewhere in omaha being run over and flung around by people who happen to pick one up, look at it, think it's crap and toss it like a frizbee
dave, don't let this happen to yer CDs, hold firm

2ox · 06-02-2006

Dave said "dickering"

KUfan_Donnie · 06-02-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by thender

I love ya dude.... But lay off the crack....

Yeah, now that I reread my post, I suppose it's a tad wordy (?)

Thender · 06-02-2006

Salright...

a 5/8th 6 inch long bolt fell out of a car and hit one of my lenses in my set of eye glasses. So now I can't see worth a shit while they are getting repaired. That could have been my problem with reading that... or the vodka....

jpa · 06-02-2006

^i'd be willing to place money on the vodka

Thender · 06-02-2006

Just buy the damn vodka, and I'll call, it even..... Buy two and I won't let you mention it again.....

jpa · 06-02-2006

you still owe me from the other nite, you sure that bolt didnt hit you anywhere else

Thender · 06-02-2006

I don't owe you for shit!!!! Remember? You are the one that went limp.....

You owe me for services that were not rendered.....

I've got the contract right here!.....

jpa · 06-02-2006

prove it

Thender · 06-02-2006

^This is your ass print! Right here on the contarct! That's all the proof the lawyers need....

05-29-2006	#1
Dave Straight Pimpin Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jun 2004 Age: 38 Posts: 4,992	Garage sale from hell My wife and mother in law are having a garage sale this week. "Somebody" has been going to other garage sales just to resell at this garage sale. There may be a homicide by next Monday. There's a nice JVC dual cassette deck and JVC 6 disc CD changer if anybody is interested in them, and a nice pair of 6x9 car speakers that I've never used. I paid $150 for them at the mart, but $20 may be the going price. I'm unloading a number of CD's too, if I can find out where they're hidden. __________________ "Perverting the court of justice" -------------------------------------------- Todd and Tyler Streaming Questions, comments, concerns? Contact the Empire

05-29-2006	#2
Chubby Yes.... I'm still a Redneck! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32 Posts: 1,065	Re: Garage sale from hell I feel for you Dave.... As a teenager my Mother would have garage sales and always have to work so I was stuck running her garage sale.... My theory as an adult is to just donate it to one of the various organizations in metro... Let us know next week if you need bail money..... __________________ Getting Hitched to a Redneck!

05-30-2006	#3
KUfan_Donnie 1-800-BETS-OFF Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21 Posts: 3,480	Re: Garage sale from hell Is that how it's advertised..."Garage Sale from hell"?? Catchy... __________________ One weekend survived

05-31-2006	#4
Dave Straight Pimpin Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jun 2004 Age: 38 Posts: 4,992	Re: Garage sale from hell "Garbage Sale from Hell" There will be a big sign in the front yard that says "please steal!" __________________ "Perverting the court of justice" -------------------------------------------- Todd and Tyler Streaming Questions, comments, concerns? Contact the Empire

05-31-2006	#5
lilyvon schtupp i ride the short bus because i'm Listens: I don't listen Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: counciltucky Posts: 1,280	Re: Garage sale from hell omg, the player in my car is a jvc, that means it'll fit... & i lost a crapload of CDs i may swing by...i'll be looking for the sign "gragesale from hell" __________________ A man melts the sands so he can see the world outside.--U2, Lemon

05-31-2006	#6
Dave Straight Pimpin Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jun 2004 Age: 38 Posts: 4,992	Re: Garage sale from hell Its a home stereo, not too old, replaced them last year with my denon unit. There are about 200 CD's $1.00 a piece. My wife put in charge of the signs, she should know better. __________________ "Perverting the court of justice" -------------------------------------------- Todd and Tyler Streaming Questions, comments, concerns? Contact the Empire

05-31-2006	#7
KUfan_Donnie 1-800-BETS-OFF Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21 Posts: 3,480	Re: Garage sale from hell Just put "Stolen Goods--Will sell for Cheap $$$" on a sign, with a big arrow toward the house. After the police come and confiscate it all, no more problems, eh? __________________ One weekend survived

05-31-2006	#8
2ox proud beta test subject Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44 Posts: 3,312	Re: Garage sale from hell How much for the wife and the little girl??? he he he he he __________________ "Sheep go to heaven, goats go to Daves"

06-01-2006	#9
Dave Straight Pimpin Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jun 2004 Age: 38 Posts: 4,992	Re: Garage sale from hell worthless crap is flying off the shelves as we speak! __________________ "Perverting the court of justice" -------------------------------------------- Todd and Tyler Streaming Questions, comments, concerns? Contact the Empire

06-01-2006	#11
Dave Straight Pimpin Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jun 2004 Age: 38 Posts: 4,992	Re: Garage sale from hell I have "$1.00 firm" on all my CD's, and some old ladies still try to jew me down to fifty cents each! They don't even know what CD's are, let alone the artists. My "The Kramer" portrait got knocked over and cracked. I'm sure it'll sell now! __________________ "Perverting the court of justice" -------------------------------------------- Todd and Tyler Streaming Questions, comments, concerns? Contact the Empire

06-01-2006	#13
KUfan_Donnie 1-800-BETS-OFF Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21 Posts: 3,480	Re: Garage sale from hell ^Nah, you could do that but this is probably more fun...If they say they'll buy it for $.50, but not for a dollar, just take it and fold it until it snaps in half (especially if it is some lame one)...and try to make the sell at $.50 with only half of the CD in hand, explaining that now you'll sell that particular one at half price, but all the others you still want to sell at one dollar __________________ One weekend survived

06-01-2006	#14
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 18,155	Re: Garage sale from hell Huh? I love ya dude.... But lay off the crack.... __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush. 4th place, 2008 TNTU.net college fantasy football... Bud came in 6th... Last edited by thender; 06-01-2006 at 09:26 PM.

06-02-2006	#15
Dave Straight Pimpin Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jun 2004 Age: 38 Posts: 4,992	Re: Garage sale from hell I'm going to do that with a couple of my crappy CD's the next time somebody tries that. I don't like dickering around. Buy them for $1.00 or leave, they're not taking up much of my space. __________________ "Perverting the court of justice" -------------------------------------------- Todd and Tyler Streaming Questions, comments, concerns? Contact the Empire

06-02-2006	#16
lilyvon schtupp i ride the short bus because i'm Listens: I don't listen Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: counciltucky Posts: 1,280	Re: Garage sale from hell duh, i was in omaha yesterday and didn't drop by, working today, so no chance.... the boychild and i went for a walk yesterday and found a bunch of CDs in the road...not my type of music, skid row, kiss and the like and i realized, this is what happened to my CDs, they're in the middle of a road somewhere in omaha being run over and flung around by people who happen to pick one up, look at it, think it's crap and toss it like a frizbee dave, don't let this happen to yer CDs, hold firm __________________ A man melts the sands so he can see the world outside.--U2, Lemon

06-02-2006	#17
2ox proud beta test subject Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44 Posts: 3,312	Re: Garage sale from hell Dave said "dickering" __________________ "Sheep go to heaven, goats go to Daves"

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06-02-2006	#19
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 18,155	Re: Garage sale from hell Salright... a 5/8th 6 inch long bolt fell out of a car and hit one of my lenses in my set of eye glasses. So now I can't see worth a shit while they are getting repaired. That could have been my problem with reading that... or the vodka.... __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush. 4th place, 2008 TNTU.net college fantasy football... Bud came in 6th... Last edited by thender; 06-02-2006 at 03:08 PM.

06-02-2006	#20
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 27 Posts: 6,034	Re: Garage sale from hell ^i'd be willing to place money on the vodka __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

06-02-2006	#21
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 18,155	Re: Garage sale from hell Just buy the damn vodka, and I'll call, it even..... Buy two and I won't let you mention it again..... __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush. 4th place, 2008 TNTU.net college fantasy football... Bud came in 6th...

06-02-2006	#22
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 27 Posts: 6,034	Re: Garage sale from hell you still owe me from the other nite, you sure that bolt didnt hit you anywhere else __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

06-02-2006	#23
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 18,155	Re: Garage sale from hell I don't owe you for shit!!!! Remember? You are the one that went limp..... You owe me for services that were not rendered..... I've got the contract right here!..... __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush. 4th place, 2008 TNTU.net college fantasy football... Bud came in 6th...

06-02-2006	#24
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 27 Posts: 6,034	Re: Garage sale from hell prove it __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

06-02-2006	#25
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 18,155	Re: Garage sale from hell ^This is your ass print! Right here on the contarct! That's all the proof the lawyers need.... __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush. 4th place, 2008 TNTU.net college fantasy football... Bud came in 6th...