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Old 11-22-2006   #1
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Wanted: Used pop up turkey timers

EASY MONEY!

Save your pop up turkey timers! They are highly collectible by me, and similarly minded morons!

I'm willing to pay $5.00 for each one you can provide.

Turkey timers must be used (popped) and must have discoloration from being stuck in a turkey and baked.

PM me with your information, and we'll talk about the transaction.
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Re: Wanted: Used pop up turkey timers

I just have to ask.

WHY ???????
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I just have to ask.

WHY ???????

because him and this other crazy guy i know have a running contest to see who can get the most. if i'm not mistaken at one point one of two said fools had the timers locked in a safe.
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Re: Wanted: Used pop up turkey timers

I take it that money is involved if Dave is willing to pay for them.

It's official, Dave is nuts.
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Re: Wanted: Used pop up turkey timers

Yes, I just checked, mine are all locked in the safe in the basement! All 23 of them.

Don't get any ideas
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Yes, I just checked, mine are all locked in the safe in the basement! All 23 of them.

Don't get any ideas

David you have lost your mind...I'll save ya the timer thingy...




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OK big guy, you can have mine, you sick fokker.



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Re: Wanted: Used pop up turkey timers

ohhhyeahhhh...ohhhhhYEAHAHAH!!! CHUBBIN'!
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Re: Wanted: Used pop up turkey timers

Ok seriously I feel weird saving it..but I will...but still...it's weird lol.
I'm gonna have to charge at least 10 for it though...I hear that they are the new collectible ...by weirdos that are willing to pay for them
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I'll see if we have one or not.... You sick wanker!
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Dave......but I still luv ya!

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Re: Wanted: Used pop up turkey timers

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It's official, Dave is nuts.


these guys are very sick people who should be under constant care. do not aproach these men. simply tell them to throw you the money and in turn throw the timer. then as fast as you can sing the song "Crazy Bitch " and run.
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Re: Wanted: Used pop up turkey timers

Some things are just weird. I didn't cook a turkey, but if I did my timer would be yours...for free even.
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UPDATE: I've acquired 5 new turkey timers! Right on.

Somebody call Futon World and tell them that I'm making TWO payments next month!
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I think Dave uses the timers instead of gerbils...
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Re: Wanted: Used pop up turkey timers

Maybe you get some kinda high from licking the ends of them. He sounds pretty jazzed up about it.
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Re: Wanted: Used pop up turkey timers

cant you buy those things separate from the turkey? and if so...why not buy one turkey and like 50 timers and just cook them in the turkey?
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Yes, but they're not used.

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and if so...why not buy one turkey and like 50 timers and just cook them in the turkey?
Technically, that could be cheating, but not a bad idea. I'll try that this christmas, and take some pictures.
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Don't do it Dave! You are better than that, and you are not a cheater!
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Damn,Dave. You sure got her fooled!!
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True, I mean if it was Mike I would say, "Sure, do it, cuz that is who you are!"
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