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**Bud** · 07-31-2006

The Brickyard finally sold out this year.

josh · 07-31-2006

i have tickets!!!!!! my wife and i go every year. the kids will come when they get a lttle older.

**Bud** · 07-31-2006

Enjoy the race !! I went to the 500 there in 1986. I just wish you could see more of the track. I'm still jealous.

I have been to Michigan (once), Talladega (twice), and Kansas (every year).

Two2mnyxs · 07-31-2006

I still want to go to Bristol

josh · 07-31-2006

my wife went to that race this year. her and her friend camped out and froze theit asses off.

shutterbug · 07-31-2006

I want KC tickets, am hopeful to not have to pay 400 each, going to have to make that a business expense next year and start putting deposits down for season tickets.

shutterbug · 07-31-2006

I almost forgot Jeff Gordon and Jimmie Johnson rock!

Chubby · 07-31-2006

I LOVE JEFF GORDON!

teachergirl · 07-31-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chubby

I LOVE JEFF GORDON!

Oh Chubby....you sad, demented little woman....

Personally, slap an #8 or a #20 on a car and, well, let's just say...I start to feel all funny inside

Chubby · 07-31-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by teachergirl

Oh Chubby....you sad, demented little woman....

Personally, slap an #8 or a #20 on a car and, well, let's just say...I start to feel all funny inside

I also like JR and Tony but Jeff and I go way back.

teachergirl · 07-31-2006

I heard that he likes it in the back

Chubby · 07-31-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by teachergirl

I heard that he likes it in the back

Hey! Your making me angry.

Don't make me come and open a can of whoop ASS on you!

teachergirl · 07-31-2006

I wouldn't mention ASS and Jeff Gordon in the same thread...

I thought you were cool Chubby...but you've changed.

Chubby · 07-31-2006

I've not changed. I'm still cool. I was just defending Jeffs honor. Someone has to do it.

teachergirl · 07-31-2006

Hey...I found something for you Chubby...and I heard he comes with his own butt plug!

Chubby · 07-31-2006

Well, according to gay odds has Tony 8/1.

· Tony Stewart, NASCARMany in the NASCAR community have their suspicions about the sports alleged bad boyhis volatile temper may be a result of his pent-up sexual frustrations that in a such a testosterone laden sport have manifested itself in a strange way. There were also rumors circulating that he had a gay affair before his NASCAR career took off. Would make sense in a Judas Priest/Rob Halford sort of away.

**Thender** · 07-31-2006

teachergirl · 07-31-2006

Lmfao

teachergirl · 07-31-2006

I just thought of something...maybe that's why Tony always beats Gordon...he's trying to keep his ASS away from him

Can you imagine sex at 180 mph?

Chubby · 07-31-2006

No. No. No. You got it all wrong. Tony likes it up the butt that's why is always in front of Jeff.

teachergirl · 07-31-2006

Well, you know...rubbin' is racin'...

Is anyone getting together for the Brickyard this Sunday? That would be an awesome excuse to get drunk on Sunday afternoon.

**Thender** · 07-31-2006

At the brickyard...

**Bud** · 08-01-2006

My cousin's wife's sister's nephew says he knows for fact that Tony is banging DeLana Harvick.

Chubby · 08-01-2006

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Originally Posted by Bud8Fan

My cousin's wife's sister's nephew says he knows for fact that Tony is banging DeLana Harvick.

Know that sounds just redneck. And who in the heck is Delana Harvick?

teachergirl · 08-01-2006

Kevin's wife Chubby (she's a hottie, but dumb as a post)

07-31-2006	#1
Bud Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38 Posts: 13,914 Throcks: 19,246.45 Thanks: 14,278 Thanked 15,101 Times in 3,505 Posts	Any NASCAR Fans ?? The Brickyard finally sold out this year. __________________ Time is Short Click Here, Free Naked Ladies 2007 TNTU.net Fantasy NASCAR Champion !!!

07-31-2006	#3
Bud Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38 Posts: 13,914 Throcks: 19,246.45 Thanks: 14,278 Thanked 15,101 Times in 3,505 Posts	Re: Any NASCAR Fans ?? Enjoy the race !! I went to the 500 there in 1986. I just wish you could see more of the track. I'm still jealous. I have been to Michigan (once), Talladega (twice), and Kansas (every year). __________________ Time is Short Click Here, Free Naked Ladies 2007 TNTU.net Fantasy NASCAR Champion !!!

07-31-2006	#4
Two2mnyxs Jr. and Jeff will be Team Mates in '08 Join Date: May 2005 Location: Papillion Age: 37 Posts: 986 Throcks: 4,165.48 Thanks: 0 Thanked 5 Times in 1 Post	Re: Any NASCAR Fans ?? I still want to go to Bristol __________________ WOW HAIL HORDE If you Play and want a good group to run with email me James.hayes@offutt.af.mil this space for rent

07-31-2006	#5
josh MMMMMMM......BBQ Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 31 Posts: 2,689 Throcks: 276.25 Thanks: 2,891 Thanked 1,029 Times in 193 Posts	Re: Any NASCAR Fans ?? my wife went to that race this year. her and her friend camped out and froze theit asses off. __________________ THIS SPACE FOR RENT.

07-31-2006	#6
shutterbug Off The Deep End Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Middle of Nowhere Age: 32 Posts: 1,174 Throcks: 383.68 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4 Times in 1 Post	Re: Any NASCAR Fans ?? I want KC tickets, am hopeful to not have to pay 400 each, going to have to make that a business expense next year and start putting deposits down for season tickets. __________________ I've never heard you talk like that... Are we about to get it on? Because I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now.

07-31-2006	#2
josh MMMMMMM......BBQ Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 31 Posts: 2,689 Throcks: 276.25 Thanks: 2,891 Thanked 1,029 Times in 193 Posts	Re: Any NASCAR Fans ?? i have tickets!!!!!! my wife and i go every year. the kids will come when they get a lttle older. __________________ THIS SPACE FOR RENT.

07-31-2006	#7
shutterbug Off The Deep End Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Middle of Nowhere Age: 32 Posts: 1,174 Throcks: 383.68 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4 Times in 1 Post	Re: Any NASCAR Fans ?? I almost forgot Jeff Gordon and Jimmie Johnson rock! __________________ I've never heard you talk like that... Are we about to get it on? Because I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now.

07-31-2006	#8
Chubby Yes.... I'm still a Redneck! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32 Posts: 1,148 Throcks: 416.43 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Any NASCAR Fans ?? I LOVE JEFF GORDON! __________________ Getting Hitched to a Redneck!

07-31-2006	#11
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,712 Throcks: 387.95 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Any NASCAR Fans ?? I heard that he likes it in the back __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

07-31-2006	#13
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,712 Throcks: 387.95 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Any NASCAR Fans ?? I wouldn't mention ASS and Jeff Gordon in the same thread... I thought you were cool Chubby...but you've changed. __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

07-31-2006	#14
Chubby Yes.... I'm still a Redneck! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32 Posts: 1,148 Throcks: 416.43 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Any NASCAR Fans ?? I've not changed. I'm still cool. I was just defending Jeffs honor. Someone has to do it. __________________ Getting Hitched to a Redneck!

07-31-2006	#15
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,712 Throcks: 387.95 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Any NASCAR Fans ?? Hey...I found something for you Chubby...and I heard he comes with his own butt plug! __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

07-31-2006	#16
Chubby Yes.... I'm still a Redneck! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32 Posts: 1,148 Throcks: 416.43 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Any NASCAR Fans ?? Well, according to gay odds has Tony 8/1. · Tony Stewart, NASCARMany in the NASCAR community have their suspicions about the sports alleged bad boyhis volatile temper may be a result of his pent-up sexual frustrations that in a such a testosterone laden sport have manifested itself in a strange way. There were also rumors circulating that he had a gay affair before his NASCAR career took off. Would make sense in a Judas Priest/Rob Halford sort of away. __________________ Getting Hitched to a Redneck!

07-31-2006	#17
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,048 Throcks: 9,281.48 Thanks: 14,621 Thanked 16,875 Times in 4,170 Posts	Re: Any NASCAR Fans ?? __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

07-31-2006	#18
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,712 Throcks: 387.95 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Any NASCAR Fans ?? Lmfao __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

07-31-2006	#19
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,712 Throcks: 387.95 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Any NASCAR Fans ?? I just thought of something...maybe that's why Tony always beats Gordon...he's trying to keep his ASS away from him Can you imagine sex at 180 mph? __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

07-31-2006	#20
Chubby Yes.... I'm still a Redneck! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32 Posts: 1,148 Throcks: 416.43 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Any NASCAR Fans ?? No. No. No. You got it all wrong. Tony likes it up the butt that's why is always in front of Jeff. __________________ Getting Hitched to a Redneck!

07-31-2006	#21
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,712 Throcks: 387.95 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Any NASCAR Fans ?? Well, you know...rubbin' is racin'... Is anyone getting together for the Brickyard this Sunday? That would be an awesome excuse to get drunk on Sunday afternoon. __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

07-31-2006	#22
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,048 Throcks: 9,281.48 Thanks: 14,621 Thanked 16,875 Times in 4,170 Posts	Re: Any NASCAR Fans ?? At the brickyard... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

08-01-2006	#23
Bud Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38 Posts: 13,914 Throcks: 19,246.45 Thanks: 14,278 Thanked 15,101 Times in 3,505 Posts	Re: Any NASCAR Fans ?? My cousin's wife's sister's nephew says he knows for fact that Tony is banging DeLana Harvick. __________________ Time is Short Click Here, Free Naked Ladies 2007 TNTU.net Fantasy NASCAR Champion !!!

08-01-2006	#25
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,712 Throcks: 387.95 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Any NASCAR Fans ?? Kevin's wife Chubby (she's a hottie, but dumb as a post) __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

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