02-21-2008
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| Wanna Bet???    Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38
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| Quickies The first one is my favorite.  Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. Q. What's the definition of macho? A. Jogging home from your vasectomy. Q. What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball Q.Why is divorce so expensive? A. Because it's worth it! Q.What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"? A. About three inches. Q: What's the difference between purple and pink? A. The grip. Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A: Kick his sister in the jaw. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes. Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? A. The swallow. Q: What is the difference between medium and rare? A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare. Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? A. They don't have balls to scratch!
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02-21-2008
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| Sith Chef  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Location: CBIA Age: 38
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| Re: Quickies  Nice ones Bud!(...and how is this related to sports??  ) |
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02-21-2008
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| Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38
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| Re: Quickies I'm not feeling well today.Maybe if we had some good Moderators around here they could move it. 
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02-21-2008
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| Sith Chef Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Location: CBIA Age: 38
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| Re: Quickies ^  |
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02-21-2008
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| I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2007
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| Re: Quickies Good list. |
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02-26-2008
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| Your Mom hates you, she told me so....  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 45
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| Re: Quickies I agree, number 1 is pretty good
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02-29-2008
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| Special Members  Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 27
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| Re: Quickies 
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02-29-2008
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| Off The Deep End  Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Middle of Nowhere Age: 32
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  | Re: Quickies nice one, #1 is pretty good
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03-01-2008
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| TnTU Brat   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Bellevue
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| Re: Quickies glad to see it was just jokes....title had me worried for a sec.....
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03-01-2008
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| Your Mom hates you, she told me so.... Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 45
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| Re: Quickies Quote:
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