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Tuesday 1-2-01

Todd and Tyler returned to the airwaves today after a long holiday break. To get back into the swing of things, Dani read a bunch of news stories that TnT missed while off the air. The guys spent some time talking about each event and also discussed their vacations. Todd went skiing on Colorado and sucked BBQ off his girlfriend’s fingers all over Omaha once they returned. Tyler drank the chew spit of Larry the Cable Guy and gave Becky an engagement ring. Tyler mentioned that he might have to break the show rule of “No long engagements”. Without naming a date or timeframe of the wedding, it’s conceivable that Tyler and Becky will get married sometime around 2017…..June.

Dani didn’t go into too much detail about her holiday vacation but did mention she witnessed a bar fight on New Years Eve. Donnie put in a new countertop in Caller 9’s home over the holiday and told a terrible story about a penis injury his son got from a freak toilet accident. Poor little DJ was sitting on the toilet on Christmas Eve and when he tried to slide off the toilet onto the floor, his “pinger” got caught on the rim of the toilet. After inspecting the injury, they saw that he’d torn his peepee at the base from what was described as “the 9 o’clock to the 3 o’clock position”. After rushing him to the Fremont emergency room and getting his pinger glued back together, things were just fine.

When Travis came in, the guys spent a great deal of time getting caught up on all the sports related topics that have built up sense they left the air a couple of weeks ago. Travis discussed his trip to Texas where he covered the Alamo Bowl and took in a Spurs game. He also went off on the UNL basketball coach for not wanting to play Creighton. TnT joined in on the conversation and had lots to say about football, as they ingested countless hours of the sport during their time off. Later, Travis spent a little time talking about his Christmas with the family.

This afternoon, Todd has to go to the urologist and leave a “sample” to see if he has any swimmers left in his crotch area. Throughout the show, the guys speculated on exactly how Todd will get his sample there. It was concluded that he would just twist one off in the parking lot of the doctor’s office. Late in the show, the guys phoned the urologist office to get further details on exactly what he needed to do and what would take place for this afternoon’s test. Todd seemed most curious to find out how long it would take before he would have the results. The woman they spoke with told Todd he could provide his sample in a little room they’ve got set up especially for twisting. She also said he could either wait around for the results or they’d call him later in the day. The discussion of Todd’s sample caused several callers to phone in and talk about their own samples that they left just this morning. Both of the guys who phoned weren’t just twisting for fun, they were doing the fertility thing. One guy had actually left the sample that would be used to create a baby while another caller had left his initial sample for fertility testing.

At one point in the fertility/sample conversation, the guys were discussing twist-off room porno movies with a caller. The caller was talking about how he wanted lubricant for his twisting and at the moment when Tyler asked the name of the porno, the caller said something about “blisters everywhere”, referring to his need for lubricant. Tyler then said he didn’t think “Blisters Everywhere” sounded like a very good porno movie. It was an incredibly funny moment that couldn’t have worked out any more perfectly.

Well, that’s all for the update today. It is great to have Todd and Tyler back on the air. Tune in tomorrow for the Wednesday version of the show. TnT will speak with Lewis Black who wasn’t able to meet his scheduled phone-in interview today. Dr. Ed will be in studio and the guys will also be speaking to one of the Duke boys from “Dukes of Hazard”. Tune in from 5:30 to 10am for the show and then check back here in the afternoon for the update. Thanks for watching. Good night. –Corby-