Todd and Tyler Unauthorized Forums

Wednesday 10-13-99

Todd and Tyler started off their show this morning discussing the death of Wilt Chamberlain. It’s well known that Wilt claimed to have slept with around 20,000 women in his lifetime. TnT thought they’d see if they and their listeners could match Wilt’s record so they began counting up the number of people they’d slept with. They asked Donnie, Lisa and Travis to join in on the discussion and tally also. They took calls from listeners willing to give up their numbers as well. I think they reached somewhere around 5000 by the end of the show. Not many of the listeners detailed their accounts or any information behind their numbers but all seemed happy to supply the number itself.

TnT talked about Halloween for a little bit this morning. There was discussion about ideas for their own costumes, Todd’s kid’s costumes, the cancellation of Halloween back in ’91 by the mayor of Omaha and when it becomes uncool for a kid to Trick-Or-Treat.

Larry the Cable Guy checked in this morning and gave a commentary based around Bill and Hillary’s wedding vows. It was kind of funny but defiantly not Larry’s best work. The guys asked Larry why he hadn’t checked in earlier in the week. Larry’s excuse was that he couldn’t find a phone. The guys also checked with Larry and his number of sexual partners. He didn’t give a definite answer but joked around about some sweathog named Bertha (or something like that) that he used to screw around with.

Dr. Ed came in today and hung out with TnT for a bit. As always, Dr. Ed answered all sorts of questions from Todd and Tyler and their listeners. There were far too many topics to recap here but they touched on itchy skin, swallowing jacks, poop and more. Dr. Ed will be back in studio in about a month so start saving up your medical questions for him now.

TnT wanted to try an experiment with Donnie this morning. They asked him to swallow some pocket change and see which piece of coinage comes out first. The initial plan was for Donnie to swallow a penny, nickel and dime for the race. After Dr. Ed made a comment about the possibility of Donnie’s colon becoming “impacted”, Donnie seemed to have a hard time choking down the coins. I think, in part, his trouble was because he didn’t want to have to explain to the doctor why he had change in his ass if/when he became impacted and had to make a medical visit. After a while, he did get a dime swallowed. Dr. Ed informed TnT that it would take about 12 hours for the dime to work its way out. They seemed to be quite pleased with the timeframe because 12 hours from the swallowing, they’d be on stage at the Funny Bone. They thought it would be funny to give Funny Bone patrons an update on the dime when they get on stage. TnT also asked for listeners to bring up a medal detector so they could track the progress of the dime as the show went on but no one showed up with the device.

The Poop Doctor, Lauren Ritter, called the show again. If you’ll remember, TnT spoke to him a few months ago about some ass powder he’s peddling that is supposed to help you out and make you have really long “excretions”. Well, Donnie’s been taking the supply the Poop Doctor sent him last time. I think he ran out and that’s the reason he rebooked this quack on the show (just so he could get more crap pills). TnT let him talk for about 2 minutes and then got sick of him. They then spent some time joking about the quack with Dr. Ed. By the way, if you want some of the guy’s powder or whatever, call 1-800-216-8985.

Rocky LaPorte from the Funny Bone stopped by. He seemed to have a good time making fun of the poop doctor, joking around about the various odd diseases Dr. Ed callers had and making fun of Travis for claiming to have slept with only one woman (his wife). He also tried his best to hit on the radio station’s receptionist. He didn’t do very well, however. I don’t think women are that attracted to men who refer to them at tomatoes. Check out his show this weekend. Call the Bone Phone at 493-8036 for reservations and visit http://www.funnyboneomaha.com” target=blank>FunnyBoneOmaha.com for more information.

Towards the end of the show, TnT played a voice mail the station received from a guy upset over the fact that Journal (the company behind Z-92 and many other stations in town) has a Hispanic station, KBBX. He ranted some racist comments, dropped a few swear words and then hung up. Donnie cleaned up the tape to make it airable and then gave it to TnT to replay for their listeners. Afterwards, TnT spent some time giving the caller a ton of well-disserved crap. They also let their listeners check in to bash on the racist voice-mail leaving fool too. I’m sure you’ll hear this call replayed tomorrow as well.

Well, that’s all I have for today’s update. Check back here tomorrow for another one. Thanks for watching. Goodnight. –the Alien Guy-