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Monday 11-1-99

Todd and Tyler spent a majority of this morning’s show discussing the events that took place over the weekend. Friday night was the Freakers Ball and everyone seemed to have a good time. The guys took many calls from listeners who attended and had stories to share. TnT also told their own humorous stories about the events after the Ball. Todd, in his digitally scrambled hooker outfit, slept a few hours in Caller Chris’s hotel room. Actually, he crawled into bed with Chris at one point because it was cold in the room. After he’d slept off enough booze to drive home, he had to do the 4am walk of shame through the casino and parking lot still in his hooker outfit! I wish there was a picture of that. Tyler and his girlfriend got a room at the hotel as well. After several hours of heavy drinking, they went back to the room. At one point in the night, Tyler got up to go to the bathroom. Still being a bit “fuzzy”, he mistook a large wall-mounted heating unit for the bathroom door. Thinking the door was stuck he ripped it off the wall in an attempt to get to the toilet. His girlfriend awoke and told him that the bathroom was the other way.

The guys also spent some time fine tuning an idea they have. After Tyler saw Brad Pitt’s new movie, Fight Club, the guys thought they’d put a spin on it and come up with their own funky little contest. Pillow Fight Club is what emerged. TnT are going to try to get some ladies (bisexual or not) to do a topless pillow fight in the Chub. More details on this will follow as they become available.

TnT took calls from people who wanted to tell some trick-or-treater stories. Most of the calls involved listeners complaining about the age of trick-or-treaters who’d come to their homes. Some kids were too old and some were too young. There were even parents ballsy enough to try to trick-or treat! By far the youngest of all tick-or-treaters was a fetus. Yes, believe it or not, one of the listeners’ trick-or-treaters was a pregnant 20-something woman asking for candy for her unborn baby. That amazed TnT so they spent some time ranting about age and trick-or-treating.

There was way too much Husker talk this morning. I’m not complaining about the content of today’s show, I’m just saying that Husker fans need to get over it. It’s a football game. I believe TnT agree with me. After taking countless calls from people who wanted to discuss the Huskers, TnT finally sounded just sick of the whole thing. I’m sure they’d love to go one show with no one bringing up a measly college football team in a town 40 miles away. Wouldn’t that be nice? Hopefully TnT will do what they joked about this morning. Place Husker football talk on the same black list as abortion and gun control.

Between the bad Husker calls, Rumpy’s multiple attempts to form complete sentences and the few bad Halloween calls, I thought I’d heard the worst of TnT listener input today. That was, until Denny checked in. Denny, obviously drunk, was a road-hunting idiot who thought it’d be funny to shoot a gun while talking to TnT on his cell phone. His horrible attempts at humor were ridiculous. He did nothing but make a fool of himself and bring the show to a screeching halt. Not only did this guy call once, but he called back 2 or 3 more times trying to add to the show but taking away more than I could ever imagine. Denny, if it’s possible for you to read something other than really big letters etched in Crayola, I hope you read this next sentence and follow it to the letter. Don’t call the Todd and Tyler show ever again, you moron.

TnT did their BCS poll this morning. BCS as in Been Constantly Stoned. They talked about it on Friday for a while and lined up some pot-smoking listeners to participate in the bit but all of them must have forgotten about it because none of them checked in. Well, Rumpy checked in several times throughout the show but did multiple face-plants as he stumbled across his own breath. Rumpy, I dig ya buddy but when you “ain’t got nothin” you really “ain’t got nothin”. Instead, Todd and Bivo (the stoned bull from Texas) had to compare their polls alone. Todd had his rankings listed from 5 to 1: Oregon, Oregon State, Penn State, Huskers, Kansas. Bivo had is listed as: Kansas, Kearny State, Kansas, Texas and Huskers. The bit lasted all of 30 seconds but I’m writing about it anyway because Bivo was humorous.

At some point in time, Todd has come across some information that lists Halloween as being the biggest nights for one night stands. I don’t know the source of his information but he seems to believe it so let’s roll with it. Anyway, TnT asked listeners to check in with stories about getting “hooked up” this weekend at Halloween parties. I believe this topic was supposed to blossom into the main subject of today’s show. However, road hunters, Rumpy and Husker fans obviously put a stop to that. After trying to get their listeners to respond to the subject for nearly the entire show, they finally got one guy to call up and tell his story about a one-night stand on Halloween. The only problem with the guy’s story is that TnT didn’t understand it because it was too convoluted. Oh yea, and the guy’s one-night stand story also involved him cheating on his girlfriend. What a winner he must have been.

TnT finished up the show with some decent stories about Halloween and trick-or-treating. There were some stories about good kids who dressed up and parents who dressed up with their kids but turned down candy when it was offered to them.

TnT will be at Hooters tonight for another Monday Night Football game. There’s going to be all sorts of great specials and things going on so make sure you join the guys. Okay, I’m mentally drained after spending the last hour and a half recalling today’s show. Out.