Todd and Tyler Unauthorized Forums

Monday 11-8-99

Todd and Tyler started off their show today by discussing their weekends. Donnie said he had a sex dream where he and Dwayne from Meyer’s Amoco were “tag teaming” Diane Sawyer. He brought it up in the beginning of the show but thankfully that didn’t become a topic. Having the visual of Donnie and Dwayne “sceuring Diane Sawyer” is definitely not what any of us needed on a Monday morning. TnT also talked a bit about the weekend’s weather. They love the weather we’re having now but hate it when local TV weather men bitch about the forecasts. They talked about how the weather guys are hoping for rain and snow just so they’ll be able to get more airtime on TV. They also talked briefly about the bass fishing TV show on FOX over the weekend. Donnie was the only one who saw it and seemed to go into way too much detail when explaining it to TnT.

The guys went down to the Husker game on Saturday but only stayed for about the first quarter. Todd got a little too drunk and ended up sleeping most of the afternoon. Tyler mentioned that he and Jeremy from the office noticed a few girls with sweatshirts tied around their waists while at the bar watching the Husker game. Tyler made reference to the sweatshirt trick being a sign that the woman has a fat ass. It wasnÂ’t until after he said it that Jeremy informed him that the husband of the woman sitting right next to Tyler was giving him the evil eye. Yes, that manÂ’s wife who was right next to Tyler when he made the comment had a sweatshirt wrapped around her waist as well.

Tyler also told a story about peeing out of the Chub as it rolled down the interstate. The guys spent some time talking about their idea to develop a urination harness so one could pee out of the moving Chub safely. After that, the guys took quite a few calls about mobile urination. People called in to tell all sorts of nasty stories. One girl told about finding her grandpaÂ’s pee bottle in a camper. A few guys checked in and told their wind resistance/sprayback stories in which they and their buddies got soaked in pee when someone thought itÂ’d be a good idea to go off the back of a moving vehicle. Even Flave had a pee story. He said he was on the back of a motorcycle and had to turn around to pee off the back. The pee ended up hitting the spokes of the back wheel and flying all over him and his pal. The stories were all quite nasty but funny nonetheless.

Speaking of urination over the weekend, Scotty from Husker Hounds checked in today. He got kicked out of the SideTrack bar in Lincoln on Saturday before the Husker game because he peed in the womenÂ’s restroom a couple of times. When he called to tell the story, he didnÂ’t seem to hold any bad feelings towards the bar. In fact, it sounded like Scotty liked being tossed out of that bar.

The guys got a few message board posts from people needing some trained counseling. There wasnÂ’t really a whole lot TnT could do to help the people out without discussing further details over the phone but they did try to offer some advice to the parties involved. From there, they spent a little time talking about relationship issues, cheating and sex.

TnT spent some time this morning reading a recent Saunders County Dispatch report. There really wasnÂ’t anything dramatic in this weeks installment. The only really funny item from the report was that a resident had reported that there was someone going around town throwing things at houses at 5:30 on a Sunday morning. During DonnieÂ’s reenactment of that event (by far his best one in months!), we found out that it was a paperboy throwing things at the houses. He was quickly executed. I laughed my ass off and IÂ’m sure you did too. If you missed it, post to the message board, e-mail Todd or call the show tomorrow and demand that they replay that again.

Towards the end of the show, someone calling himself Joe checked in to tell TnT that they were “punkasses”. I think the guy has called before because the “punkass” quote and is voice sounded familiar. Anyway, this dick went way overboard. I don’t really know how to put this without sounding harsh. I don’t want to repeat what the caller said because it’s just flat out evil. But after thinking about it, there’s just no other way to explain what the caller said. He had the balls to tell Tyler he was “glad your mother died”. It was shocking. I can seriously say that in all the years I’ve listened and documented the show, I’ve never heard anything as horrible as that. I felt so bad for Tyler. He was just at work doing his job…performing a radio show, taking calls, joking around, having fun and then POW. He didn’t do anything personally to the caller, the caller just has it out for Tyler. Anyway, after that call TnT took countless calls from listeners who wanted to support Tyler and the TnT show in general. Hopefully the outpouring of love and support will in some way make up for what that asshole said to Tyler. If not, Donnie *69’ed the guy and broadcasted the name of the business he works at. Charles Custom Furniture in Council Bluffs. Hopefully someone in the listening audience can get a hold of that caller and whoop ERRR talk some sense into him. Tyler, we love ya buddy.

On a brighter note, Todd and Tyler will be out at Hooters tonight for another installment of Monday Night Football. I believe ToddÂ’s Vikings are taking on the Dallas Cowboys. There will be food and drink specials as well as a Finger Flicking Football contest. Stop on out and see the guys.

Tomorrow, TnT will be joined by comedian Adam Ferarra. They’ll also be going to be out at the Funny Bone tomorrow night for Z-92 Night at the Bone. Stop on out for that too. Well, that’s all I’ve got for the update. Check back here tomorrow for another version. Thanks for watching. Goodnight. –the Alien Guy-