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Tuesday 11-9-99

The first two hours of this morning’s show was filled with random chatter about whatever. TnT didn’t latch on to any topic in particular but rather a plethora of subjects. During those first few hours of the show, Lisa said something about not digging Pierce Brosnan from the James Bond movies. TnT gave her crap about it. It seemed to them that Lisa had fallen to the same mental disease that has infected Travis. That’s right, Lisa had SPTIBO (Skanky People Turned Into Beautiful Ones). It also works in reverse. Travis doesn’t find Cindy Crawford beautiful but would bang away on Skank Garaffalo. Lisa wouldn’t take care of Pierce Brosnan but dug some other schmoe that no one’s ever heard of from a TV show that no one ever watches.

Adam Farrara from the Funny Bone came by and hung out with TnT. He’s been all over TV on various sitcoms and stand-up shows. He’s also the guy who does the Olive Garden commercial. “When you’re here, you’re family.” Adam was incredibly funny on the show and will be appearing at the Funny Bone through the weekend. I strongly suggest you make it out to the Bone and catch his show. You won’t be disappointed. Call the Bone Phone at 493-8036 for reservations.

After more than 1 year of not hearing from her, TnT got a call this morning from Question Lady. I’m sure you remember her. Frankly, she’s impossible to forget. If, by chance, you don’t recall her or you’re a new listener, just imagine a 20-something woman jacked up on a cocktail of Lithium and gasoline…that’s Question Lady. Anyway, she checked in to ask TnT where people meet people. The guys really didn’t know for sure but her call spawned a discussion about it. Some callers checked in and gave some suggestions. They included bars, work and even the grocery store. TnT discussed the whole “I don’t wanna date a guy I meet in the bar” point of view and then took some calls from people who’d met their lovers while in a grocery store.

Towards the end of the show, there was a little cyber love talk. It seemed to fit in well with the topic already being discussed because, I suppose, another place you could meet someone is on the Internet. Anyway, two ladies checked in this morning to talk over the air to guys in Omaha they’d met over the Internet through thehttp://www.icq.com” target=blank>ICQ program. One was from Michigan or something and the other was from California. TnT talked to the two ladies about their cyber men. It wasn’t very interesting until one of the ladies, Rhonda, started talking about shaving her crotch. TnT talked to her about that for a bit. Unfortunately, the guys weren’t able to hook up either of the female callers with their male Omaha cyber lovers. TnT speculated that the dudes here in town were married and that’s why they wouldn’t call the show.

Remember to stop on out to the Funny Bone tonight for another Z-92 night. It’s 4 yucks for a buck but make sure you bring a can of food for the food bank donation in order to get in.

Well, that’s it for the update today. Check back here tomorrow for another version. Thanks for watching. Goodnight –the Alien Guy-