Todd and Tyler Unauthorized Forums

Wednesday 11-10-99

During Lisa’s first newscast, she mentioned a lawsuit brought against a California woman for her part in a “crush” video. Evidently, the woman was monster stomping mice and rats for the camera and then the tapes were being sold over the Internet to freaky men using them as tools for twisting off. TnT had discussed the funky fetish in the past but sense it was in the news again, they made it into a topic. The guys asked their listeners to check in with fetish stories and in order to loosen up the audience, they shared some of their own little sexual enjoyments. Todd said he occasionally likes to be tied up. Travis also said he would like to be tied up but then he added, “so I look like a sea lion”. TnT spent all morning giving him a hard time about that and I’m sure it will continue. The closest thing Tyler mentioned he dug that could be considered a fetish is the Catholic schoolgirl outfit. Everyone else in studio agreed as well. By far the oddest fetish of the group came from Donnie. He said he liked having his nipples banged on with a metal spoon while having sex. Yes, I think he was actually serious.

So TnT took all sorts of calls from listeners who had fetishes. One guy liked to rip duct tape off of his ass as he was climaxing. Another caller dug it when her man wore his cowboy hat. She wanted him to wear it to bed but he refused. TnT called the guy to try to talk him into wearing his cowboy hat to bed to please his woman and finally got him to agree. A follow up call should be coming from that lady listener. Another guy called in and said his woman digs him wearing his work boots to bed. He doesn’t really like it because the boots are uncomfortable. TnT even called the guy’s woman for him to find out what her attraction was to the guy in boots. She couldn’t really explain it but said she just dug it. I think the caller checked in with TnT in search of some sympathy but didn’t get it. First of all, the woman sounded sexy. Secondly, the guy was getting laid. Who’s going to have sympathy for him?

Probably the strangest fetish call of the day came from a guy who told TnT about a dominatrix he ran into years ago. He said he’d dated her for 6 months or so and never knew anything funky was up. Then on a 3-day weekend, she decided to tie him up and put an electric dog collar on him. He told TnT the whole story about the evening and ended the tale with “and we’ve been married for years”. Astonished by the fact that the caller married the woman, who sexually tortured him, the guys kept him on the phone for more details. He then went over all sorts of funky S&M things that his woman does to him. If you missed this twisted story, tune in on Saturday’s Best Of show and catch the replay. It will definitely be airing again.

Larry the Cable Guy called this morning and gave a commentary on Star Trek. He was bitching about how every planet that was visited had English speaking creatures on it. The majority of his commentary was spent complaining about fast food restaurants hiring people who might not speak English as their first language. So lets see here…Larry’s commentary was about a show that has been off the air for 20-some years and slamming minorities. Way to go Larry. Maybe on Friday Larry can call in and bitch about Nixon and then blame all Haitian immigrants for spreading Aids.

Paul Wiess from the Funny Bone came in this morning. On this visit, Paul actually got to say something. You see, the past few times he’s come in studio he’s either been too hung over to talk or there with other comedians who hogged the mike. Paul joined in on the topics of the day and was very funny. He’ll be at the Bone this week so stop on out and see him. Call 493-8036 for reservations.

There was lots of talk about Memorial Stadium today. The guys had read in the paper that a man from Kansas named Roger had been busted for letting 16 people into the game without a ticket for $100. TnT took a lot of calls from listeners who wanted to share their stories about sneaking into Memorial Stadium in one way or another. Surprisingly, the callers actually had some humorous stories to share on the subject.

Later in the show, a caller checked in and said that he thought the man who had been arrested that TnT had been joking about all morning might be someone he knew. The caller thought the Roger guy was a principal of the school in the small Kansas town he was from. TnT thought it would be a good idea to check into it so they called up information and got the phone number for the high school in that town. Once they dialed, they asked for the man (who’s name was provided in the paper) and the receptionist at the school patched TnT right in. It didn’t take long to figure out that the man who answered was the guy who’d been busted! Todd manned the phone and started asking Roger if he’d be able to let him into this Saturday’s game in trade for some bratwurst. Roger seemed intent on finding out who Todd was but Todd just gave him a false name. After about 2 more minutes of pranking the guy, Todd finally hung up. The room erupted with laughter! It was truly hilarious.

Question Lady called in again this morning and asked TnT what she could do to spice up her sex life. TnT suggested that she put on a whipped cream bikini like the girl in “Varsity Blues”. After her call, the conversation somehow turned into a discussion on where people in Omaha go to park. Several callers checked in with locations around town where they’d parked when they were young. Even Travis had a parking story to share. Unfortunately, Travis couldn’t keep his potty mouth from going off. He dropped the S-bomb in studio but Tyler’s quick trigger finger dumped it before it went out over the air. Way to go Sea Lion Boy. The topic didn’t last long because TnT were still in the middle of taking the sexual fetish calls when Question Lady decided to check in. So they dropped the “places to park” talk and went back to broomsticks and ice cubes in the ass.

Well, that’s all I’ve got for the update this afternoon. Check back here tomorrow for another update. Thanks for watching. Goodnight. –the Alien Guy-