Todd and Tyler Unauthorized Forums

Friday 11-19-99

Todd and Tyler started off the show this morning by talking about some things they saw on TV last night. “Who wants to be a millionaire?” was at the top of the list as was “Greed”. TnT both spent some time bitching about how none of the contestants on the shows know anything about “pop culture”. They also joked around about Gary Coleman being in the news selling X-rated messages and items of clothing over his web site. There was also some talk about FOX’s “Caught on Tape” show last night where they showed a guy screwing a piniata in a warehouse. TnT also got a few calls that were left over from the end of yesterday’s show. A few guys checked in and admitted to having had sex with a love doll. Another guy wanted to tell TnT about a website for the Real Doll. I’m sure you can guess what the web address for the site is so if you’re old enough, check it out.

Larry the Cable Guy called this morning and gave a commentary about the man who tried to beat up a Taco Bell employee for serving him a cold Chalupa. It was rather amusing. Then Larry made a lame machine gun noise which really amused TnT. They had him repeat it many times.

Lisa brought in a list of the 25 most evil people of the last millenium and quizzed TnT about the folks on the list. TnT did pretty well on their own but opened the phone lines for listeners to give their suggestions as well. It was amazing to hear intelligent guesses and comments relating to a relevant topic on a Friday. After TnT and their listeners had completed that list, Lisa brought in another. It was of the top 25 most influential people of the millenium. TnT continued guessing and taking listener’s calls on that list too.

Trav’s lock of the week is Cincinnati at home getting 3 against Memphis. He’s 6 and 6 so far on the season so don’t bother betting your children on this week’s Lock. Travis’s Box of the Week turned out to be a dead one. Travis chose Eleanor Roosevelt this week. Later in the show, the Queen of Avoca called in and informed Travis that Eleanor was a lesbian. That must have freaked Travis out because he became quite rude to Byron for the remainder of the call. Yes Travis, you did. Don’t go pulling that innocent little Catholic boy crap. No one’s buying it.

J Medicinehat stopped in studio for the last half of the show. He joked with TnT about whatever topic came up and seemed to enjoy his time on the show. You can catch J at the Funny Bone by calling 493-8036 for reservations.

TnT gave away a cruise today. I didn’t bother to talk about it on the updates for the past two weeks because it I couldn’t reveal each day’s shipwreck here. It would have been pointless to just say, “TnT filled listeners in on another shipwreck of the day. Sorry, but I can’t tell you what it is.” Anyway, they gave away a big, huge, expensive cruise to some guy who works for Lucent Technologies. Congratulations.

TnT discussed a bit they are currently working on for next Wednesday. They are planning on doing a Yam Jam contest that consists of folks shooting yams out of a potato gun at a floating Slave Boy Chris perched on the Bass Baby in a lake. Once they announced their idea, they got a call from a guy who said potato guns are illegal. After that, Donnie was bombarded with callers who both confirmed and denied the legality of potato guns. There is a link to the page for info on potato guns on the TnT links page so check it out. Further details on the upcoming event will be given next week so tune in.

Well, that’s all I have for today’s update. Have a good weekend. –the Alien Guy-