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Monday 11-22-99

TnT started off the show by talking about a plethora of things. There are going to be male strippers at the Funny Bone tonight and all the ladies of the men in the office are going. Tyler was also informed that he can’t go to strip clubs when the gang goes to Vegas next year. There was some discussion about that. The guys talked about the Travis look-alike who appeared on “Who wants to be a millionaire?” over the weekend. I saw the guy in question and my first thought was of Travis. I was beat to the punch on drawing attention to it because I was waiting for a friend of mine to send me a photo (digitally snatched from the TV) of this guy so I could do a side by side shot of him and Travis. After contacting him today, he heard the show and said that sense someone stole my thunder, he deleted the picture. Doh! Moving on, Caller 9 shaved Donnie’s ass this weekend. I don’t know but it must have been some drunken redneck thing. Apologies for the visual.

There was also some talk about a powder puff football game here in town that turned into a brawl. There were some 9th grade girls from a few of the Millard schools taking on each other in football over the weekend. It turned out to be a very large catfight of high school girls. The guys got a call from the coach of one of the teams who detailed the account for them. Later, one of the actual players checked in too. After a few hours of random chatter, someone in studio made a reference to videotape they’d received from a listener that had the whole thing on tape. I’m sure the guys will watch it and give a review tomorrow.

Larry the Cable Guy checked in today and gave TnT a commentary on Monica Lewinski still getting TV coverage. He was quite upset about it and proceeded to deliver a rather humorous commentary about everyone’s favorite “overweight whore”.

TnT spoke to Gene Carpenter today. Don’t worry, I’d never heard of him either. Anyway, Gene’s the coach of the Millersville University division 2 football team in Pennsylvania. That school happens to be where Tyler graduated from in 1983. So Donnie called up Tyler’s old school and had TnT talk to the coach because the Millersville team is doing so well this year in D2 football. The conversation wasn’t incredibly interesting or exciting but it was nice to see that Tyler still cares about his former stomping grounds.

Katt James from the Funny Bone came in today. She’ll be hosting the “Swinging Throcks of New York” male dancers tonight at the Bone. She was quite funny and really seemed to be looking forward to tonight’s festivities. Jeremy, who works in the office with TnT, is going to be a “shot boy” tonight. He came in studio and practically begged women to stuff money into his pants tonight. TnT will probably bring Jeremy in tomorrow and have him detail the whole “women at a strip club” thing.

Grasshopper Takeover came in studio today and played a few songs for TnT. The band is originally from here but has moved out to LA to try to make it big. They sounded pretty good and then spent some time talking to TnT about LA. The band will be playing at the Ranch Bowl on Wednesday, the 18th Amendment on Friday and at the Howard Street Pup on Saturday. Stop on out and see them if you get the chance.

Towards the end of the show, TnT had a conversation with former Husker and Ram Vince Farragamo. TnT talked to him about his days with the Husker program and also touched on his career in the NFL. After the football talk, they asked him about his current career. He’s living out in California now selling real estate and making a bundle.

Todd and Tyler will be out at Hooters for another Monday Night Football game. There will be declining beer prices and specials on food. So stop on out and see Todd and Tyler while your ladies are at the Funny Bone getting shaved asses rubbed up against them.

Tomorrow, TnT are going to have a turkey carving contest in the station parking lot. They’ll be asking listeners to bring their own chain saws and go to down on a few frozen birds from Hy-Vee at 96th and Q. It should be very funny so make sure to tune in. That’s all for the update today. Thanks for watching. Goodnight. –the Alien Guy-