Todd and Tyler Unauthorized Forums

Tuesday 11-30-99

Todd and Tyler started off this morning’s show by discussing inter-office relationships. They have seen a few twisted messes come about in their own company due to coworkers knocking it out with each other so they thought the topic would relate to a lot of their listeners. They were very right. To get the ball rolling, they brought Donnie in studio to go over his situation. I won’t go over the entire story; it’s just too long. Let’s just say that there was some office flirting which led to “pencil eraser nipple” tweaking going on at the Ranch Bowl followed by some face sucking at Lake Zerinski. After Donnie recapped what he’d done, they called his girlfriend (Caller 9) to see how Donnie sucked her in. After talking to her, TnT officially declared Lake Zerinski “Cheaters Lake”.

TnT took many calls from listeners who wanted to share their love in the office stories. Some turned out just fine while others were very confusing. There was a guy cheating with the wife of one of his clients. Another caller was munching away on his best friend’s girlfriend. One lady was having an on and off affair for years and had a child with her lover that her husband believed was actually his child. Stories like that poured in throughout the show. TnT tried to council those who needed it but mainly focused on the gritty sexual details of the stories. Some of the tales are bound to end up on the Best Of show so make sure to tune in for that on Saturday.

The guys read another installment of the Saunders County Dispatch Report this morning. It was a pretty uneventful report so there isn’t much to talk about here.

With Christmas just around the corner, toy shopping and the latest kid fads are on a lot of parents’ minds. This morning Lisa Volinec read a list of the most popular toys from the past 13 years as a reminder of what was popular in the past and what has fallen by the wayside. She started off with 1986’s popular toy, Teddy Ruxbin, and moved all the way up to last year’s Christmas craze (whatever that was).

Today's Holiday Season Moments of the Day

• A caller checked in and told the guys he wasn’t having sex with his wife because she’s put on weight. During the conversation, the man mentioned something about his wife still taking birth control pills and how he felt it was a pointless waist of money if they weren’t having sex. Tyler said to the man, “Waist of money, you’ve gotta buy all that flour!”
  
• Another caller checked in with a story about how he’s doing his best friend’s girlfriend because his best friend won’t give her a Diekman. The caller was more than happy to and that’s how the cheating started. During the story, the caller informed TnT that he works 10 feet away from his best friend (the guy who’s girlfriend he’s chewing on). Tyler said to the guy, “When you come in, does your friend sniff your face?”
  

Dr. Ed will be coming in studio tomorrow so make sure to have all of your medical questions ready for him.

That’s all for the update today. I know, it looks short but the calls about office cheating were quite long and it didn’t allow for many tangents. Check back here tomorrow for the Wednesday version. Thanks for watching. Goodnight. –the Alien Guy-