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Thursday 12-2-99

The show didn’t start off on an amazingly happy note this morning. There were some problems with the equipment and someone had been messing around with TnT’s hardware again so both the guys were a little cranky. After restarting the show 5 times, things finally got rolling in a good direction. During the first portion of the show, TnT got a call from a guy who needed some trained councelling. They tried to help the guy out but he wouldn’t give them enough details so they hung up on him. Later, the guy called back to reveal more information. He’d taped his wife making arangements to cheat on him. His wife busted him recording her phone calls and made him out to be the bad guy. After hearing the whole convoluted story from the man, a female listener checked in with some additional information. She claimed that the girl in the story used to date her husband as well. She gave some more details on how whacked the lady was. After a while, TnT sort of gave up on helping the guy. It was just a huge twisted mess. Besides, TnT didn’t want to spent the whole show giving out trained councelling. They had the Pillow Fight Club about to take place!

7 ladies came in studio this morning to participate in the pillow fight club. TnT went around the room and let all 7 of them introduce themselves. TnT’s comedy friend Cat James also came in to do the play-by-play of the event. Cat left two of her huge bras with TnT and prompted them to put them on while the Pillow Fight Club was under way. To play along, the guys did but after a while the underwire must have started to hurt them because the massive bras came off.

Once everything was all set up in the Chub, Jeremy joined Cat and the 7 ladies in the Chub. Jeremy’s done quite a bit for the TnT show so the guys felt like they’d give him a little treat for his efforts by allowing him to witness the Pillow Fight Club. The pillow fighting began and Jeremy instantly became worthless on the mike. When he wasn’t drooling or studdering unintelligable words, he was dropping the S-Bomb on the air. After a while, Donnie went out to the bus. He did a breakdown of the titties giving detailed descriptions of each pair and the girl they were attatched to. While Donnie was out there, someone talked two girls into kissing (by far the hottest moment of today’s show). TnT had the ladies rocking the bus, bashing each other with pillows and bouncing their breasts for nearly an hour. They even had the 7 topless ladies singing Christmas caroles for them. Rudolph and Jingle Bells were the songs sung and they’ve never sounded better. Even Travis swung by the bus to check out the view before he bailed town to cover the god damned Huskers. So after nearly a month of talk and hype the Pillow Fight Club finally happened and it was definitely a success!

Steve Gastano from the Funny Bone joined TnT this morning. He is from Colorado so there was lots of talk about Colorado sports (both college and pro football). Steve went out to the Chub during the pillow fight and really seemed to be enjoying himself too.

The guys called Major Applewhite again this morning. They asked him about having the back door trots (A.K.A. Exploding ass syndrome) during last week’s Texas A&M game. They also talked about the performance his backup QB did for the team during that game. TnT also wanted to congradulate Major for being awarded the Big 12 Offensive Player of the Year award. They, of course, also wanted to wish him luck against the Huskers in their upcoming game as well. As always, it was a great interview with TnT’s favorite Texas quarterback.

Well, with the comedian being from Colorado and the guys speaking to Major Applewhite again, it didn’t take long for the guys to go off on a Husker tangent. TnT spent nearly an hour and a half talking about the Huskers. They actually tried to understand the mindset of Husker Fan and disect their inner most thoughts. That’s all I’m going to say about the Huskers and the chatter about the team that infected the TnT show today. I can’t wait until football season is over.

The guys had a conversation with a man by the name of R D Mercer today. I’d never heard of him before but I guess he is supposed to be the guy who was doing the whole “Jerkey Boy” thing before the Jerkey Boys got into it. Anyway, he was a huge redneck and spent the entire conversation trying to be funny which he was not. I don’t know, maybe he wasn’t funny because I’d never heard any of his 6 comedy albums. I guess I shouldn’t give the guy too much of a hard time considering I’ve never heard him but based on his conversation with TnT today, I wouldn’t be surprised if you’d hear him promoted on Fremont radio as “the best guest we’ve ever had”. Anyway, the guys let him promote his movie coming out on Christmas day. It’s called “Daddy and Them” and according to Mercer, he’s got a very, very small part in it.

At the very end of the show, TnT spoke to their buddy Lee Ermey again. Lee wanted to promote his new movie Toy Story 2 in which he has a pretty small role as the commander of the green army men. He also spent a lot of time talking about the work he does nationwide for Toys For Tots. The guys talked to him about his movie projects and about the Toys For Tots thing for a while and then concluded the conversation. As the guys were ending the talk with Lee, they heard a toilet flush. TnT asked Lee if he’d taken a pee during their talk. Lee said, “No, I was sitting”. The whole time they were talking to him, Lee was taking a dump! It was hilarious! I’m sure that little bit will end up on the Best Of some time so keep tuned in for that.

Today's Holiday Season Moments of the Day

• I can’t remember if it came from Todd, Tyler or Donnie but one of them suggested that the two bi-curious topless ladies in the Chub should kiss. When they did, that was indeed today’s Holiday Moment of the Day!
  
  
  

  Well, that’s the update today. I’m still battling the flu pretty hard. My ass is falling out… I’ve taken tomorrow off of work in an attempt to rest so unless I can’t sleep, there won’t be a written update for tomorrow’s show. I’m sorry in advance. Just tune in tomorrow from 5:30am to 10am and then spend every dime you earn on all of the TnT show advertisers!
  
  

  P.S. I missed yesterday’s Holiday Season Moment of the Day because the medicine I’ve been taking has jacked with my head. Just in case you’re keeping score, chalk Todd up for yesterday’s moment. It was a comment about masturbating before you wash a car. I don’t remember it exactly but it was definitely the best candidate for the moment of the day. I’m just gonna go home now…..