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Tuesday 12-7-99

Todd and Tyler started off their show this morning by discussing PMS. I guess Todd’s wife was a little bitchy towards him yesterday which was later accounted towards PMS. Todd wondered why women can blame bitchy behavior on PMS but men can’t. In fact, try it out. If you know a woman who’s cranky for some reason, say something to her about “PMSing” and see how fast you get slapped. TnT discussed the dynamics of PMS and the PMS card and even took some phone calls from women trying to justify the behavior.

Slave Boy Chris and Barb went out to Offutt today to give listeners another chance to donate toys for the “Chub Full of Toys” holiday campaign. Todd and Tyler checked in with them all morning as they gathered toys for Omaha area kids. The Chub Full of Toys will continue through the week so stay tuned for details on the Chub’s remaining stops.

In the most recent Maxim Magazine, there is a list of 40 ways to puck up women at bars. TnT spent some time going over the list in an effort to help out their male listeners. After some discussion, the topic began to sway into “What pickup lines won’t work on Lisa Volinec” and “Who Lisa will and will not talk to”. Lisa told TnT the best one she’d ever heard was from a really drunk guy who asked her if her parents where terrorists. When Lisa said “No, why?” the drunk guy replied “Cuz you’re da bomb.” Although the line was very cheesy, it was funny and made Lisa laugh. The only other good line came from Tyler who said something to the effect of “Your parents must be retarded. That’s why you’re so special”. There were some callers who wanted to tell TnT their funny pick-up lines but TnT quickly put an end to the discussion.

In order to commemorate the anniversary of the bombing of Pearl Harbor, TnT thought they’d recreate the events that unfolded in hopes of getting a better turnout for America. Todd brought in his kid’s Electronic Talking Battleship game and set it up for an epic battle. The guys had listeners with some sort of Japanese heritage or relation call in and give coordinates for their kamikaze run. Then TnT gave their coordinates to take out the Japanese ships. After a while, the American team finally sunk one of the Japanese ships. The guys cheered and then went on to other topics. A short while later, the Battle Ship game turned itself off which signified the official end of the bit. It was pretty funny.

After the news bombarded us with the story about the Omaha guy who got monster stomped by some Texas fans over the weekend, TnT put the word out for the guy to call the show so they could get the whole story. Frankly, TnT sounded fed up with only hearing 20 seconds worth of coverage and, therefore, only getting one side of the story. It didn’t take long for the guy to call in. In fact, he’d actually checked in on the Friday before the game and told TnT he was going down there. Anyway, TnT gave the guy an open forum to discuss exactly what happened. I won’t recap the entire story the caller told TnT but after hearing the entire story it was obvious that those particular Texas fans were just dicks.

Towards the end of the show, TnT took some calls from listeners relating to posting bail. There was some football player who went a little nuts and tried to drive-by his girlfriend. His bond was set at an incredibly high dollar amount. After talking about it for a bit, TnT opened the phones for listeners to share their own bail stories. They got a few calls and it seemed that most of them were from people who were complete morons. Who’d rob a quick shop with a machete? Idiots.

TnT will be hosting another Z-92 night at the Funny Bone this evening. The gang will also be taking your toy donations for the Chub Full of Toys. If you bring a toy, you get in for $1, if not, the price is $5. Stop on out this evening for the show.

That’s all I’ve got for today’s update. Thanks for watching. Goodnight. –the Alien Guy-