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Thursday 12-9-99

TnT started the show off this morning discussing a plethora of topics. Donnie was late and didn't show up until after 7am. Needless to say, TnT were less than happy about that. The guys also discussed Lisa not wearing scarves on TV any longer. She claimed that she lost her scarves but TnT didn’t really believe it. After some chatter, the guys came to the conclusion that if she did lose them, it must have been while attempting to do something from the Fun In Bed book called the "Chinese Shoe Shine". Lisa wasn't very pleased. TnT also talked about hernias because Tyler's girlfriend Becky just had hernia surgery. Todd was under the impression that the hernia was a “sack related injury” but many callers informed them that anyone can get them at any age. TnT both concluded that the Billboard Music awards are a piece of crap and the only reason anyone would watch it was to see Brittany Spears.

Somehow, TnT got on the topic of cremation, berrial and cemeteries today. I have no idea how but it came up nonetheless. They took some calls from listeners who wanted to talk about the subject, heard urban legends about penis shaped grave markers and talked to a real mortician about his job. All in all, the topic was interesting but rather twisted.

The guys spoke with ventriloquist Jeff Dunham today. Actually, they spent more time talking to all of his dolls/characters. Jeff has a great act and he'll be at the Funny Bone on Monday and Tuesday of next week. Definitely get out to the Bone for his show. He was great on the show even though ventriloquism isn’t at it’s finest over the radio.

TnT also spoke with Dana Altman today. He's the coach of the Creighton Bluejays. They talked a little basketball and then discussed how much his team likes the TnT show. The guys also tried to talk to Dana about his salary but they didn’t seem to get very far with that.

The guys had a conversation with their old comedy buddy Bill Engvall today. He's going to be kicking off a comedy tour with Jeff Foxworthy and a few others in Omaha on Jan 14th. The gang talked old times and new times; much to TnT's surprise, Bill has evolved in recent years. Bill discussed working on various TV shows, what it was like getting cancelled and they also talked about Bill’s comedy CDs. It was a great conversation and you could tell they were all happy to be talking again. Bill also made a great effort to prop up the Funny Bone to the best of his ability.

Sean Ganangt and Craig Peters from the Funny Bone stopped by. Craig's a huge fan of Gino Vanelli (www.ginov.com) so TnT played him a few Gino tunes throughout the show. They also tried to get a hold of Gino for Craig but had no luck. After Sean's visit to the TnT show yesterday, the guys gave him a device to record his trip to the dentist office yesterday. So the guys played the audio of the procedure done by Dr. Catherine and his assistant, Deb. It was hilarious. Sean got the gas and it was very obvious. The entire clip that Sean brought back was full of gassed up sexual innuendo. That will probably end up on the Best Of at some point so stay tuned.

Barb and Slave Boy Chris were out at FDR accepting toy donations for the Chub Full of Toys to help out the Salvation Army. They checked in with TnT throughout the show trying to get more folks to stop out. For the most part, Slave Boy Chris spent the morning playing with noisy toys.

Today's Holiday Season Moments of the Day

• Sean Ganangt asked a mortition if he ever accidentally touched the breasts of a really hot dead chick.
  

That's it for the update today. Tomorrow is a Friday show so provided the guys have working equipment and a producer who shows up on time, it should be a great show. Thanks for watching. Goodnight. -the Alien Guy-