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Friday 12-10-99

The guys started the show by talking about fire fighters. I think it came up during Lisa's first newscast when she reported on that fire set by homeless people that killed 6 fire fighters. TnT asked why firemen would risk their lives trying to put out a fire in an empty building. The point of the matter was that the firemen didn’t know the building was empty. Donnie tried to bring his lame drunken volunteer fire fighter point of view into the show but Tyler wouldn't have any of that. If they were going to discuss fire fighters, Tyler wanted to hear from a real fireman. They got a call from a man who was a fireman and they asked him all sorts of questions.

The gang talked about an AOL thing Todd read regarding the 5 different types of affairs. They also had a 2-paragraph contract from AOL that cheaters and their spouses are supposed to sign in order to keep trust between them. Both Todd and Tyler agreed that the contract was a huge piece of crap. The discussion also brought up more talk about Donnie's screwed up situation. That spawned some calls from men who wanted to compare divorce battle stories with Donnie. Don’t worry folks, his divorce will be over with soon and eventually the “blooping” will get him out of the red. Once all of that occurs, we should never have to hear about Donnie’s damned divorce again.

There was some talk about TV Judge shows today. A caller checked in and said he was going to go do one of those shows because his friend borrowed a truck and did $3000 worth of damage. The guys talked to him about the details of the case and then discussed what those TV court shows are really like. TnT brought the topic up again later in the show so they could talk about it with their comedy guests. For the most part, everyone agreed that they all feel sorry for the losers who appear on those judge TV shows.

Slave Boy Chris and Barb were out at Fuddruckers parking lot at 72nd and Dodge Street again raising more money and getting more toys for the Chub Full of Toys drive to benefit the Salvation Army. They will be at the Oakview Toys R Us tonight for the final stop of the Chub. So far, they’ve raised over $1500 and filled the Chub more than ½ full of toys. They still need more cash and toys for the kids so get out to Toys R Us tonight and give, give, give!

Larry the Cable Guy checked in today and sang a few new Christmas songs for TnT. Then he gave a commentary on how everything relating to televised football games has some sort of sponsorship attached to it. I think we’ve heard the commentary before but it was funny on the second go-around too.

Ralph Harris and Craig Peters from the Funny Bone came in and hung out for the second half of the show. Ralph spent some time talking about his girlfriend while Craig dreamt of Gino Vanelli. They were both very funny and I strongly suggest you get out to the Bone for their shows this weekend.

During yesterday’s show, the guys tried to get a hold of Gino Vanelli for their comedy buddy Craig. Although they weren’t able to get Gino on the phone, they left their number on an answering machine that they believed was Gino’s. After the show yesterday, they got a call from a guy claiming to be Gino’s management so they set up a phone interview for today. Unfortunately for Craig, Gino got scared and blew off the interview fearful of being made fun of.

The guys called Tyler's girlfriend Becky to check on how she was doing after her hernia operation. She was still hurting pretty badly. During the call, Becky had to go to the bathroom but couldn't get out of bed so the guys tried to coax her into peeing the bed or using the cat's litter box. It was quite funny.

Well, that’s it for the Friday Update. Check back here Monday for another one. Thanks for watching. Goodnight. –the Alien Guy-