Todd and Tyler Unauthorized Forums

Friday 1-7-00

The show started off today with Tyler reading a hate e-mail. Some woman was pissed at him because he was laughing at one of Brian’s news stories from yesterday’s show about a puppy that was shot in the head by a police officer. The e-mailer then went on to bash Tyler’s girlfriend for being with him and also called Tyler’s dad a loser. It was a very hate-filled e-mail but Tyler didn’t take too much offence to the personal attacks on him. He was more upset because of the e-mailers comments about his girlfriend and father. So the guys spent some time ripping on the e-mailer and then moved on. Brian, still sitting in for Lisa, talked about working in the stock room of Victoria Secrets as a young man. He informed TnT that he now has an uncanny ability to accurately guess bra sizes for women. There were a few occasions throughout the show in which he got the chance to show off his skill. He got the chance to guess twice and was right on both times. Later in the show, the discussion came up again when TnT were talking with their listeners about very large breast sizes.

TnT read another edition of the Saunders County Dispatch Report today. It was full the typical things that go in Saunders County including speeding cars, uncontrollable teens and unintoxicated drivers. The only thing that really stood out about today’s report was the fact that there were 8 accounts of car windows being broken with an air BB gun. Donnie created another reenactment this morning. We found out that the dispatcher who died at the end of last year has been replaced by his identical twin. The reenactment itself was a stab at Tyler’s hate e-mailer. The dispatcher/officer/whatever in the reenactment went to someone’s home after a report of a puppy on the porch. The dispatcher/officer/whatever then proceeded to monsterstomp the puppy to death. Much like the dog in the real news story from yesterday, the puppy in today’s reenactment just wouldn’t die no matter how many bone crunching stomps came down upon it’s head.

Ron “Tater Salad” White from the Funny Bone came in wearing a bathrobe. He talked with the guys about living in Mexico. He told some stories about opening for Sam Kennison and working with Bill Engvall, Jeff Foxworthy and Bobcat Gold-whatever. There were tales of him being wanted in Oklahoma and Kansas and discussions about smoking pot in Mexico. A majority of the show was centered on Ron today. He told a lot of stories and discussed a plethora of topics with TnT and the listeners. What I’ve given is just a brief overview of the conversation so you should have a pretty good idea of what went on during his visit. I strongly suggest you get out to the Funny Bone this weekend and catch his show. Call the Bone Phone at 493-8036 for reservations. If you miss him at the Bone, get your tickets for the Jan. 14th show at the Civic with Bill Engvall and Jeff Foxworthy.

Larry the Cable Guy called today. He whacked off Ron White for a while and then delivered a commentary about how Clinton is getting a Library built in his honor. It was pretty humorous. Keep tuned in for more of Larry next week.

The guys spoke to Mike Hastings, coach of the Lancers. He recently won the Viking Cup as coach of some team put together in Canada (or something). The guys talked about him winning the event and then discussed upcoming Lancer games.

TnT spoke with Bill Engvall again. He and Ron White bonded over the phone for a bit and then discussed their upcoming comedy tour kicking off in Omaha on Jan. 14th. They all talked about Jeff Foxworthy for a bit too. There really isn’t a whole lot more information to detail about the conversation. If you missed it, maybe you can catch it on a Best Of show at some point.

Todd and Tyler will be at the Auto Show on Saturday from 1 to 3pm. The fat folks at Channel 6 are going to be there as well so stop by and see TnT bodyslamming various Channel 6 news staff. Lisa Volinec should be back on Monday so tune in.

That’s it for the update today. It was a great show so I hope you tuned in. Check back here Monday for a new one. Thanks for watching. Goodnight. –the Alien Guy-