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Wednesday 1-12-00

The guys started off the show today talking about a variety of topics. TnT tried to encourage everyone to vote for the arena and talked about how south Omaha has gone down hill over the years. They also commented on their lunch with the Dildo Doctor and joked about their simultaneous bathroom trip. There was a lot of discussion about a Mexican restaurant that recently lost its liquor license due to massive amounts of gunplay. Many people called in to comment on how great the food is but most of the listeners also wanted to say they didn't like the fact that when the restaurant turned to a dance club at night, trouble followed.

After visiting the Dildo Doctor's romance shop the guys had to bring up something they saw there. They stumbled across a magazine called "Plumpers" that was all about fat girls. They took calls from people who wanted to share their "Plumpers" magazine stories. A few of the callers that checked in told stories about catching husbands/boyfriends twisting one off to "Plumpers". They also got a call from a guy named Alan from Grand Island. He is a huge fan of fat chicks and spent some time talking about the magazine and his fat girl fetish with TnT. Surprisingly, they also got a call from a gay guy who described terminology that gay guys use for male plumpers ("bears").

Larry the Cable Guy called in this morning and delivered a very funny commentary about how Monica Lewinski is now doing Jenny Craig commercials. There really isn't too much to detail about Larry's call. I'm sure you can imagine the fat chick references that came from Larry.

TnT's comedy friend Vilmoshe stopped in. He was on his way to Sioux Falls so he thought he'd stop in and say hi. Sense he used to be a banker, TnT offered up his services to their listeners. The few who called in didn't quite work out. I guess people who hear a bill collector is calling them on the radio don't like to answer the phone. There were a few repo/bill collector calls during today's show that were pretty humorous. They finally ended up getting a call from someone who wanted to use Vilmoshe's lean on skills. It was a couple of guys from the Mercuries. There really wasn't a dispute about cash; it was more of some trouble over payment for pot. Vilmoshe made it very funny.

TnT spoke with Creighton coach Dana Aldman. They talked all about the team's recent trip to Hawaii. Dana also expressed how bummed he was about losing one of his players named Donnie. TnT joked about how there is at least 1 real athletic "Donnie" in the world. Creighton will be playing Tulsa tonight so if you've got nothing to do, go check out the game.

TnT spoke with John, Barb the Prize Lady's boyfriend. Barb is in Vegas on vacation and she told John not to drive her new Jeep while she was away. John, being the nice guy he is, decided that because Barb was going to be coming back soon, he'd drive the Jeep to get it washed and cleaned up for her before she got back. Well, after getting it all cleaned up, he swung by their favorite Keno parlor (surprise!). When he came out, the Jeep was gone. It had been stolen. John was freaked thinking Barb would kill him. When he got a hold of her, she was more in shock than angry. TnT got both of them on the phone this morning and had them iron a few things out. Barb was mad at John but would have been much more upset had John wrecked the Jeep. So, we're all looking for Barb's Jeep. Keep your eyes out for the license plate 1-Z9292.

After John and Barb's story, the guys took a few calls from listeners who wanted to share their stolen car stories. By far, the funniest one was from a guy who told TnT about a car that tried to commit suicide by rolling over a cliff.

Well, that's all for the update today. Check back tomorrow for the amazing Thursday version. Thanks for watching. Goodnight. –the Alien Guy-