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Thursday 1-13-00

The guys spent some time this morning discussing a variety of topics. The primary discussion seemed to center around Benua balls and corn seed commercials. The Benua balls came into play because Dr. John, the man who opened up a sextoy shop here in Omaha, gave TnT a box full of goodies to take home and try out. Tyler opted for the balls but was a bit freaked out about using them because he’s never tried them before. The discussion about Benua balls lasted throughout the entire show. Where the corn seed commercials came into play, no one knows.

Two of the three guys in Acoustic Grove came in this morning and performed a few songs for TnT. They also did a jingle for Celebrity Spooge In A Cup, the commercial for celebrity sperm donation that TnT have been playing sense they found out that David Crosby donated his so Melissa Ethridge could have a baby. The band will be at Past Times this weekend so stop on out to see them.

Scott Dunn from the Funny Bone came in studio this morning and hung out with TnT. With the discussion about corn seed that happened earlier in the show, it was odd to hear that Scott had actually sold Round-up corn crap when he was in college. The guys talked to him about being an Agriculture major in Indiana and joked about whether or not farmers fight over what brand of corn seed is best. Scott also jumped in on the sexually-related conversation the guys were having throughout the show.He was very funny so make sure you stop on out to the Funny Bone this weekend and catch him opening up for J Medicinehat. Call 493-8036 for reservations.

The last half of the show was spent discussing famous Nebraska Alumni. I don’t know exactly how the topic came up but the guys seemed to be having fun with it so they let it roll. The list of famous folks who’d graduated from a Nebraska college was a little thin. Most of the information callers gave about famous people from Nebraska was disputed by other callers. It seems that no one in the state can get any facts right. Because the Nebraska list was so small and when they did get a call about it, it sparked an argument, the guys talked about all sorts of famous people and where they were from. Just for fun, the guys continued discussing Benua balls and anal beads for the remainder of the show as well. They asked for female listeners who’d used either item to check in and share their knowledge. Surprisingly, they actually got calls from people who use both of the funky sex toys. It was very cool.

Well, that’s it for the update today. The guys were kind of all over the board so the update looks a little thin. Deal with it and check back here tomorrow for the Friday Version. Thanks for watching. Goodnight. –the Alien Guy-