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Friday 1-14-00

The guys touched on a variety of topics during the first few hours of their show today. They joked about the “fatal” and “illegal” errors their office computer has been making. Tyler also talked about an e-mail he received that, when opened, made the computer scream out “I’m gay, I’m gay, I’m gay! Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop”. The funniest part of it was when Tyler imitated it and Donnie went to the tape and made a hot key for it. It was played throughout the morning. Todd mentioned he’s going to the Vikings game in St. Louis. Throughout the show, Vikings fans checked in and begged him not to go because they thought he’d gynx the team. Lisa talked about the huge cold sore she’s got festering on her face. She stumbled her words over that badboy all morning long. Check FOX’s news tonight and see if ya can spot her lesion.

Larry the Cable Guy called this morning and delivered a commentary about Whoopie Goldberg and the Hollywood Squares. Larry mostly ranted about how un-funny Whoopie is and that the only reason the “Sister Act” movie was a hit was because of the big fat woman nun in the flick.

The guys got a call from their New York City listener this morning. I believe his name is Tommy. Anyway, he talked with them about the topics of the day and then told them a great mob story about how his uncle got gunned down on Christmas Eve on his front porch in a Santa suit. After the call, the guys got into a discussion about guys named Rocco. They found it hard to believe that there were people with “Rocco” on their birth certificates. For a brief point in the show, the guys got calls from folks who knew guys named Rocco and finally got a few calls from guys who’s names were actually Rocco’s.

During one of Lisa’s news stories, she read about a woman who successfully sued for workman’s comp. That may not sound strange but once you know she is a phone sex operator, it becomes quite funny. The lady sued for workman’s comp because she had carpal tunnel syndrome due to constantly masturbating while talking to men on the phone (for her phone sex job). There was some discussion about phone sex operators for a while after that. Then, out of nowhere, Chowder Head called in and made some off the wall reference to 1-800-Chowder being a phone sex line. TnT called it and found out that it was some chowder company of some sort. The lady who answered the phone hung up on them after a minute or two. They prompted their listeners to call the number and give the lady a hard time just because she was so rude. Then, as the show progressed, Donnie called in with various cartoon characters with their own phone sex lines. It was really disturbing.

J Medicinehat came in studio today. The first part of his visit there were many callers who checked in and said they didn’t believe hypnotism is real. He and TnT all ragged on the idiots for a bit and tried to explain how it works and defended it’s legitimacy. J also talked about how he got started in hypnotism. He used to work under one of the mass “cattle call hypnotists” who used to try to help people quit smoking. The remainder of the show was full of great stories from J about things that happened throughout his career. Call the Bone Phone at 493-8036 for reservations or information. Make sure to ask about the “adult” shows he’s doing this visit.

That’s the Friday version of the update. Check back here on Monday for another one. Thanks for watching. Goodnight. –the Alien Guy-

The guys called Ron “Tater” White this morning. He was in studio with them last week but they wanted to talk to him again before he, Bill Engvall and Jeff Foxworthy kick off the huge “Regular Guy” comedy tour here in Omaha.