Todd and Tyler Unauthorized Forums

Thursday 1-20-00

Todd and Tyler started off the show this morning talking about last night’s Funny Bone show. Jason Stuart, the homosexual headliner, really dug Donnie. Oddly, Donnie seemed to enjoy Jason’s liking of him a little too much. Throughout the show there were many references made about Donnie being gay. The guys also talked about an e-mail they’d received from a 22-year-old female telling them about Diekmans with hair ties wrapped around the Throck. Her suggestion was for women to make a game of taking hair ties off their men. TnT touched on their fear of homophobic women. They not only find homophobic women hateful and unappealing, but they also don’t like women who know more about sports than they do, know way more about cars than they do or women who really dig heavy metal. TnT are, frankly, “frightened and intimidated” by such ladies.

TnT made a very important announcement today regarding the arena. The whole arena issue will come up for vote in May and Todd and Tyler both agreed that if the Omaha voters (I.E. their listeners) don’t vote in the arena, they are going to leave town for good. After taking such a stance, they opened the phone lines for reaction. The overwhelming response from the listeners was for TnT to not leave town. Many people thought the arena might get shot down because of all the old folks in the city who come out of their holes every once in a while for the specific purpose of voting “No”. So TnT and many of their callers prompted the listening audience to get out and vote YES for the arena in May. Probably the best reason for voting yes came from Todd and Tyler’s Operations Manager. He said he had 4 words that would make the TnT audience vote yes. Those four words are “Donnie in the morning.”

TnT sent Jeremy out to various convenience stores this morning to play “Who Wants To Be A Dumb Som’Bitch”. The logic behind the game was that they’d ask participants easy questions. If you got the answer correct, you lost. If you were wrong you were, therefore, “A Dumb Som’Bitch” and won the $92 prize. The guys came up with the idea for the game to poke fun at the recent primetime game shows that were obviously developed for complete tards. After trying to confuse a few folks with such difficult questions as “Who is the Mayor of Omaha?” and “What is Ak-Sar-Ben spelled backwards?” Todd and Tyler finally found someone who was indeed a Dumb Som’Bitch. In fact, the guy didn’t even understand the question. He was promptly rewarded $92 and the show moved on. Next week TnT plan on playing “Who’s A Dumb Bitch” for their female audience.

Mike Cornell from the Funny Bone came in studio this morning and hung out with TnT for a bit. Mike isn’t the gay guy who’s there this week. In fact, Mike’s quite the little skin hound. He joined in on the topics of the day and seemed to enjoy himself. Make sure you catch Mike this week at the Bone. Call 493-8036 for reservations or information about shows. You can also visit http://www.funnyboneomaha.com” target=blank>FunnyBoneOmaha.com for details.

Towards the end of the show, TnT mentioned the Z’s weekender Joe Taylor and how he’s still a virgin at 21. They tried to arrange some sex for Joe by asking their listeners to call in and volunteer. Their first volunteer thought she was calling in to agree to knock it out with The Freak. She was disappointed to hear TnT trying to get Joe Taylor laid, not the freak. The next caller said she’d probably be up to it. After listening to Joe wine and bitch for a while, TnT talked him and the young lady into coming in studio tomorrow at 6:15am to meet each other and let things proceed from there. Make sure you tune in to see how that all plays out.

As the finale to the show, Todd and Tyler spoke with former Husker, former Viking and former 49er Roger Craig. They were able to get a hold of him in the San Francisco airport after they’d spouted out 5 minutes worth of misinformation about his career as a Husker. Once they got him on the phone they talked about his days at the university and touched on his professional football career as well. If you’d like to meet Roger, he’s going to be at the 24-Hour Fitness center on 120th & Maple Street tonight at about 6pm. Stop on out if you are so inclined.

Well, that’s the update for today. Check back here tomorrow for the Friday version. Thanks for watching. Goodnight. –the Alien Guy-