Todd and Tyler Unauthorized Forums

Monday 1-31-00

Todd was a bit late coming in this morning because he’d had a bit to drink at yesterday’s Super Bowl party at Hooters…that and he masturbated 67 times this weekend. Tyler, Donnie and Lisa started the show without him. They spent some time talking about their weekends which included not only the Super Bowl party but also the 3rd Annual Broom Ball game on Friday night. Donnie talked a little bit about his Super Bowl road trip but as we all heard last week, it was rather uneventful.

When Todd joined the show the group spent a great deal of time talking about the Super Bowl. There was discussion about the game itself, the first down line marking system that was used and how the winners always get religious. The religious thing really pisses TnT off (and I totally agree with them) and they think it’s got no place in sports. On the other hand, religion must have a place in the lives of sports guys. Our very own Travis missed the first ½ of the game because he was at mass. Dedicated to his profession, isn’t he? You better believe that TnT gave him a hard time for that.

I guess you can’t bring up the Super Bowl without mentioning the commercials. TnT and their listeners spent some time discussing what we were given during commercial breaks this year. The guys said they didn’t think very many stood out. The ones that did were funny but all of the “dot com” commercials really got on TnT’s nerves. “They just weren’t funny”.

Out of the blue today, Omaha City Council member Paul Konic called in. He had heard TnT talking about the Arena issue and thought he’d check in and offer some further information. Paul said several times that he wants the arena and I think that surprised TnT. He and the guys tried to help the audience understand how easy it is to vote. Paul informed the listeners of 3 town hall meetings that are going to take place in the next few weeks and encouraged all the listeners to stop on out for further information on the Arena issue. By the way, TnT didn’t let Paul go before they gave him a hard time. Paul mentioned something about knowing that TnT hammer other city council members. TnT had no trouble at all telling Paul that they hammer him too. They brought up that most of the ribbing they give Paul revolves around that $300 loan skirmish between Paul and his brother. I don’t think Paul was very amused with it because he changed the subject back to the arena issue right away. I was proud of TnT to hear them bring up the subject with Paul.

TnT got a call from a lady who said she’d met their Mexican buddy Fabricio on a recent trip to Can Cun. Fabricio gave his cell phone number to the lady in hopes that she’d give the number to TnT. When TnT got the number they were pretty happy. It seems that the number they had for their Mexican buddy was either the wrong number, the Mexican phone system melts down every time they try to call or the phone dialer’s digits are too fat to pound the proper sequence into the keypad. Well, when the gang tried the number, it didn’t work. Hopefully TnT will be getting a hold of Fabricio soon. It’s been over a year sense they spoke with him on the air.

Coach Mike Hastings of the Lancers checked in this morning. The gang talked about s freak accident on the ice that involved some guy’s trachea getting mangled. After the obligatory “Radar performed a Tracheotomy in the back of a jeep on M*A*S*H” line from Donnie, the group moved on to discuss the actual hockey game and Broom Ball game that took place on Friday. For some reason, the guys were talking about colleges at the time of Mike’s call so they asked him about his college. The coach informed them that he’d actually been accepted into the military school West Point but declined the invitation. The gang spent some time talking about that.

Todd and Tyler announced details of this year’s Broken Hearts Ball today. It’s going to take place on Saturday February 12 at the Saddle Creek. Details will be given out frequently over the next few weeks so stay tuned in. Keep in mind that the Broken Hearts Ball is not just for single people. Couples are invited as well but for the most part, a majority of the people going are single and looking to hook up. If you’re without that special someone or your very own caller 9 isn’t working out, get to the Ball and find yourself that caller 10!

The end of the show seemed to focus around TnT and their listeners coming up with a name for the Omaha Beef’s dance team. At some point this weekend, Tyler met one of the ladies who will be dancing on the squad. She mentioned that they girls didn’t have a name so the guys thought they’d try to come up with one for them. They took many calls from listeners who had suggestions and then tossed around a few of their own. I’m not sure if they latched on to any one in particular but once they do, you’ll hear it.

Well, that’s all I’ve got for the update today. Check back here tomorrow for the all-important and amazingly special Tuesday version. Thanks for watching. Goodnight. –the Alien Guy-