Todd and Tyler Unauthorized Forums

Wednesday 2-2-00

Todd and Tyler started off the show this morning talking about how pissed Todd’s wife is at him. I guess she wants to borrow a bunch of money for something and Todd won’t give it up. The details revolving around the situation weren’t given out over the air, however we know Todd’s in the dog house because he said his wife (who’s out of town right now) is avoiding him every time he calls. There was a little more arena talk this morning but thankfully, it didn’t overwhelm the show. TnT just mentioned that you can check out some voter registration information on the Z-92 web site. Donnie came in and made an off the wall comment about the New Hampshire primaries not meaning anything. TnT then spent some time hammering the neck for his idiotic comment. The discussion about the New Hampshire primary spawned some talk about how TnT don’t know anyone who’s actually from New Hampshire.

TnT called their Caribbean Queen Karim in the Dominican Republic this morning. They woke her up but she didn’t seem to mind. Actually, she said, “I’m starting to like you.” Well Karim was expecting TnT’s call because she’d found out the score of the Super Bowl and figured her guess of the score was close enough to win the TnT T-shirt. TnT told her they’d get her the shirt and asked her to put it on, take a picture of herself and mail it back to them. She said she would but her boyfriend might get jealous. After that, TnT tried to talk Karim into coming to Nebraska for a visit. They even offered to pay for her trip. In reality, that might pan out in the future so stay tuned. I’m sure we’ll be hearing from TnT’s Caribbean Queen again soon.

Larry the Cable Guy called in this morning and delivered a commentary about national letter of intent day, when all the high school football players announce which colleges they’re going to. Larry seemed to be under the impression that this will eventually happen with band kids as well. His commentary was basically a creation of what a sports talk show would be like if the announcers were talking about band students being recruited instead of football players.

Dr. Ed came in this morning and spent a few hours with TnT. There were some typical “same me my co-pay” calls but they were spaced out pretty well by more interesting topics. Pillow humping, fingers in the butt, losing eagle-like toenails and passing Bells Palsy to strippers were among the more memorable topics of Dr. Ed’s visit. If you didn’t get a chance to call in today, Dr. Ed will be returning in about 2 weeks so stick around.

The guys sent Jeremy out again this morning to play “Who Wants To Be A Dumb Som’Bitch”. After trying to find “Some Dumb Bitches” yesterday, the guys thought they’d have better luck reverting back to picking on males. It just seemed less harsh. Jeremy tracked down several guys including Jason and Steve. Both of which weren’t dumb som’bitches. They both got the answers to TnT’s questions correct. A man by the name of Jeff, however, missed the question and was dubbed a “dumb som’bitch”. TnT had their suspicions about Jeff thinking he knew the bit and pretended to be dumb in order to win the prize money. After Todd spoke with Jeff off the air, however, Todd officially declared that Jeff was indeed a real life dumb som’bitch.

The guys had a brief conversation with comedian Chris Bliss today. They talked to him from the LA airport about his gig at the Funny Bone this weekend. After that, Chris left. As I said, the conversation was brief. He’ll most likely be joining TnT in studio on Friday.

TnT were discussing how Regis asked for African Americans and other ethnic folks to call in and try to get on “Millionaire” last night. They were both convinced that the reason not many black people are on the show is because they find the show stupid and boring. They got a few calls from black people who said that they watched the show and TnT tried to coax them into trying out for the show. I don’t think any of the callers intend to follow TnT’s suggestion. Later in the show, a caller faxed in a bunch of questions for “Who Wants To Be A Black Millionaire?” Now before you go freaking out, the faxer was a black guy so chill out. Well, Lisa read the questions which related to African American culture to TnT and the guys tried to answer them. They got some of the questions right, and some wrong but over all seemed quite pleased with themselves for at least getting some correct.

The guys ended the show with a huge discussion about dumping people and getting dumped. TnT both thought that men feel much worse after they dump a girl than when a girl dumps them. “Women just don’t care.” Many female callers checked in to dispute TnT’s claim saying that they felt just as bad after dumping men in their lives. TnT, Donnie, Jeremy and Slave Boy Chris all went down the list of relationship breakups that have happened to each of them and separated the “I broke up with ” and “I was broken up with” accounts. Sense the topic came up very late in the show, I think the guys will try to re-light the fire tomorrow morning. So if you’ve got a story to share, check in early.

Well, that’s al I’ve got for the update today. Check back here tomorrow for the amazingly original Thursday version. Thanks for watching. Goodnight. –the Alien Guy-