Todd and Tyler Unauthorized Forums

Todd and Tyler spent a great deal of time this morning discussing tonight’s Lingerie contest at the 18th Amendment. They even spoke with Dr. John, who is providing the lingerie. Knowing that the Omaha Vice Squad plans on being present this evening, Dr. John said that after the Todd and Tyler event he may be handing out videos. This, of course, has nothing to do with TnT because their Lingerie contest ends at 9pm. The guys also got a call very early from another lesbian who proposed to her lover on the air. I didn’t catch their names but they will be joining the other interracial and lesbian couples tying the knot on the TnT show next Monday.

Larry the Cable Guy called today and delivered a commentary on high gas prices. It seemed to me that neither Todd nor Tyler wanted to listen to Larry complain but they let him go through with his rant anyway. Needless to say, Larry’s performance today was less than stellar. I’m sure he’ll be calling later in the week so stay tuned.

The guys spoke with their buddy Mark Baker of “PS I Love You” today. That’s the company that works up the custom songs and mails them to loved ones on CDs. Todd had Mark make one for Leah Thompson, the chick who used to be on “Caroline in the City”. She used to be on Todd’s celebrity bang list until she was spotted wearing a Rams hat at the Vikings/Rams playoff game Todd went to this year. The guys played the song and it was pretty good. If you’d like to get a custom song made for your loved one, call 1-800-725-SONG or visit http://www.giftsongs.com” target=blank>Giftsongs.com. There’s still time to get your orders in for Valentine’s Day as long as you hurry.

Vilmose came in this morning and hung out with TnT for a bit. Being a former banker, he tried to do some collecting for a few of TnT’s listeners. One guy turned in his brother and Vilmose successfully worked out an arrangement for one brother to pay the other brother $20 in beer and pizza. There were a few callers that tried to use Vilmose as a financial advisor but after TnT got bored with those, they hung up on them. You can catch Vilmose at the Funny Bone all weekend long. Call 493-8036 for reservations.

With Jeremy and the hottie from California working on plans to bring her into town, Internet relationships naturally became a topic. Many listeners called in with their .com love stories throughout the show. Some turned out okay while others turned out pretty bad. Neither Todd nor Tyler seem to understand the mentality of cyber-whackers like Jeremy even though they sincerely try. Vilmose jumped into the conversation and tried to convince Jeremy that his lady friend was most likely sending him false pictures of herself and actually from Omaha, not California. When TnT got her on the phone, she said she’d fax them a copy of her driver’s license as proof of who and where she was. Further details on the “Lets get a chick from out of town to come in and lay our scrony slave boy’s ass” fiasco are bound to come up so stay tuned.

Tonight TnT will be at the 18th Amendment near 96th and L Street for their Lingerie contest. The contest begins at 7pm and ends at 9pm. Dr John will be there as well along with the Omaha Vice Squad so make sure to be good while attending. It should be a fun, safe event so stop on out for the TnT festivities.

Well, that’s the update for today. Check back here tomorrow for another. Thanks for watching. Goodnight. –the Alien Guy-