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Thursday 2-10-00

Todd and Tyler started off their show this morning talking about last night’s very successful lingerie show at the 18th Amendment. The guys got some TV time on 3 and 7 but were surprisingly neglected by 42 and not so surprisingly neglected by 6. In an attempt to screw with the vice squad, Dr. John was selling his videos outside the event last night for a dollar. It turns out that all of the videos he sold were blanks. If you purchased one of the videos from Dr. John last night, take it into his store. The guys discussed Donnie getting his chocolate covered belly licked and, of course, spent some time talking about the wonderful girls who participated. The pictures are up on the web site and if you haven’t found them already, what in the hell are you doing reading this worthless update?

TnT spoke with their boxing buddy Dickey Ryan today. He is supposed to fight a guy named Mark Green at Harvey’s this evening but wasn’t for sure if there might be another opponent showing up instead. The guys talked about his recent fight in Denmark. Todd drooled on the mike when Dickey told them about going to a hash bar in the days following that fight (Dickey didn’t smoke). I don’t know, maybe it was just me but Dickey sounded very punch drunk this morning. Maybe he just hadn’t had his coffee yet.

Tyler spent most of the show spraying lemon scented Lysol in the studio. He’d drank a few Coronas at last night’s lingerie show and as anyone who drinks Coronas can understand, his ass was falling out. Lisa’s olfactory glands were irritated, as was most everyone else who came in studio this morning.

With Merle Travis Justice getting busted in Lincoln for fondling tards or something, the guys thought it would be a good idea to carry over a topic late in yesterday’s show. They asked listeners to check in with identity mix-up stories. Some of the better calls involved military mix-ups, child support mix-ups and even obituary mix-ups. As usual, some of the TnT listeners decided to morph the topic in to a discussion about having the same name as movie stars and murderers. There was even the obligatory “I know a chick named ‘Ima Whore’ huh huh huh.”

Craig Peters from the Funny Bone came in today. He hung out with TnT for a bit and talked Gino Vanelli. There really isn’t much to say about Craig’s appearance on the show today other than he was funny. But ya know what? He’s a comedian. They’re supposed to be funny. Call the Bone Phone at 493-8036 for reservations.

Towards the end of the show, the guys sent Slave Boy Chris to 72nd and Dodge to do a little Lover Boy karaoke. Listeners stopped by and sang Lover Boy songs trying to win a Vermont Teddy Bear teddy bear. Here’s the rundown of the contestants. Bob sucked. Brian sucked as well. Laurie was a little better but still sucked. Larry was okay but still sucked. Last but not least, Michael sucked too. In the end, one of the bears went to Laurie. TnT made Larry and Michael do a “jump bear” for the other prize. I don’t even remember who won.

Well, that’s the update for today. Go back to the picture section cyber-whackers. Thanks for watching. Goodnight. –the Alien Guy-