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Monday 2-14-00

Todd and Tyler started off their show talking about the Broken Heart Ball that took place on Saturday night. Everyone seemed to have a good time but not much else was said about the event. For the most part, the early part of the TnT show centered around a Valentine’s Day discussion. Most men know that Valentine’s Day is a celebration mostly for women. Todd and Tyler decided they would declare their own day of the year to celebrate men! After some discussion on the title, it became quite clear that the day would be called none other than Diekman Day! Whooo hoooo!! I believe they declared August 8th as national Diekman Day.

Larry the Cable Guy called in early this morning and delivered a Valentine’s Day poem titled “God Bless Women”. You have a pretty good idea of what the poem was about just by the title so there’s really no need to detail it here. Tune in for Larry later in the week.

Well, this morning was the big day for 4 lesbian and 2 inter-racial couples. They all were united on the TnT show! With Donnie as the captain of the proverbial love ship, Amy Joe and Vanessa were the first to be united. Afterwards, Betty and Regina committed to each other. Following them, Aaron and Rhonda joined together in a marriage actually recognized by the state. Marsha and A.J. got hitched shortly after that. Renee and Michelle were the next couple to get married and as the finale, Patrick and Tammy were joined in the eyes of God.

In an effort to mix things up a bit, Donnie performed 6 different types of ceremonies. One had a Cherokee Indian prayer mixed in to the service. Another had more of a Hawaiian flavor to it. The two legal marriages between a man and woman even involved the lighting of a unity candle. Donnie even rented a minister costume and dressed up like a man of the cloth for all of this morning’s couples. Travis had a hand in today’s marriages as well. Old Woodsy showered and dressed up for his part in each of the services (that would have him). He gave away several of the brides to their prospective lovers. Even though Travis is a big homophobe and a good Catholic boy, he really seemed to enjoy giving away the brides this morning. Oh yea, Todd and RJ from the Fish Heads made out. The picture can be viewed on the “new pics” section.

TnT spoke with Creighton coach Dana Altman today. They talked briefly about Creighton’s recent games and talked with him about Valentine’s Day. Dana didn’t hang on the phone for long so there isn’t much more to say about today’s conversation.

D’Vine came in studio this morning and performed the first “win a trip to Vegas” song. I’m not allowed to tell you it is because you have to listen to TnT between 7am and 8am to hear it (which you should be doing anyway). Anyway, the song they did sounded great. There will be plenty more local bands coming in studio over the next few weeks so keep tuned in to hear each day’s song of the day.

Well, that’s all for the update today. To all you lonely, homely, loser cyber-whackers who don’t have girlfriends and, therefore, spend countless hours on the message board coming up with reasons to bash TnT, the show in general or anyone that has anything to do with the show, Happy Valentine’s Day. Thanks for watching. Goodnight. –the Alien Guy-