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Friday 2-18-00

Todd and Tyler started off this morning’s show by playing a voice mail their boss received yesterday. The caller worked at Valmont and took about 5 minutes out of his day to call and bitch about TnT’s lesbian unity ceremonies on Monday. TnT played his call throughout the show and even worked up a hilarious “Bigot remix” of the song. The guys got a lot of calls from Valmont employees supporting the TnT show and bashing Leonard Flashburn, the morally freaky goat farmer from Valmont.

TnT called today’s Vegas winner. His name is Bill and he’s not quite sure who he’ll be taking to Vegas with him because he’s not married and has no girlfriend. He seemed pretty cool during the conversation and when TnT asked him if he’d like them to help him find a Vegas trip date, he seemed all for it. That might take place next week. Who knows? Make sure you stay tuned.

Larry the Cable Guy checked in this morning and delivered a presidential election speech for the South Carolina primary. The entire commentary was basically one big bash on SC and Larry’s speech was also full of “fart” references. Keep tuned next week for more Larry on the Todd and Tyler show.

Cheshire Grin came in studio and performed this morning’s Vegas trip tune. They also did an original song that they’ve never played live before. The guys in the band said they’re going to work on a few new original songs and hopefully produce a CD sometime next year. They sounded great and if you missed them, check them out tonight and this weekend in Dunlap. You might want to call ahead and find out if the band still plans on showing. With crappy weather, they might get snowed out.

Uncle Lar came in studio this morning and hung out with the guys for a bit. He’s one of TnT’s absolute favorite comedians and after hearing today’s show, you know why. He was hilarious! The most entertaining aspect of Uncle Lar’s visit had to be his impersonation of Sipowitz on NYPD Blue. TnT had him read the “Cut your dick off, stab ya 47 times and leave it in your underwear” line. Uncle Lar, who didn’t hear the clip beforehand, performed the line perfectly! Afterwards the guys played him the actual audio. Uncle Lar also joined in on whatever discussion was going on at the time. Make sure you call the Bone Phone at 493-8036 for reservations to see Uncle Lar this weekend. It’s a great show.

The guys did a bit this morning called “Classic Literature or Penthouse”. Uncle Lar and the Freak read various clips from both types of writing and listeners had to guess which one they were reading in order to win Funny Bone tickets. The bit didn’t work very well because none of the Friday callers were literate. They were screwing up even the most obvious ones. When Uncle Lar dropped a “commercial pop in the ass” card, chances are that doesn’t fall under “classic literature”.

The guys are going to Columbus tomorrow night to check out Ivory Star’s last performance. They’ll be at Little Bo’s before the show so if you’re in the area stop on out. It’s a bitter sweet event considering the band will be no longer but we always have the “reunion tour” to look forward to.

That’s all for today’s update. Enjoy the snow. Thanks for watching. Goodnight. –the Alien Guy-