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Monday 2-28-00

Todd and Tyler started off their show this morning discussing their weekends. Both of the guys went to see the Bobby Slaton show at the Funny Bone on various nights and were eager to share and compare shows. Lisa Volinec also saw the Slaton show and he referred to her as his “news broad” several times while on stage.

After the first break, TnT brought up what became the biggest topic of the day (well, excluding the Travis discussion later…pun intended). That’s right folks. Todd and Tyler’s 3rd annual March Madmen tournament is right around the corner! The guys opened up the phone lines and asked listeners to call in and nominate/suggest participants for this year’s event. That pretty much consumed a majority of the show’s time this morning. Hundreds of callers checked in to suggest their favorite bad-asses of the past year. There were some suggestions to bring back former participants but for the most part, TnT were able to weed out those. Quite a few people called in with duplicate suggestions but that wasn’t a big deal. The more suggestions TnT got for a certain bad ass, the more likely they were to be on the list of 64. We’ll be getting the brackets soon so stay tuned and check the web page frequently.

Larry the Cable Guy checked in this morning and delivered a commentary on that freak of nature, Latoya Jackson. I guess he saw her on TV last night and thought she would make a good target for his always-amusing commentary. Tune in Wednesday for another call from Larry.

TnT called Friday’s Vegas trip winner. Her name is Mary and she’s a Vegas Virgin. She’s going to take her husband John with her to Vegas and it just so happens that their 21st wedding anniversary is going to fall right during their Vegas trip. They’re thinking of renewing their vows while in Sin City. Speaking of Vegas, the band HeadSpace came in this morning and performed today’s Vegas trip song. They sounded great and I was surprised to hear that they don’t have any upcoming gigs. If you own a club/bar or know someone who does, get these guys booked!

The guys got a call from Janessa, a lady who works in their office. She said Travis had given her a hug on Friday and she felt something massive in his pants. After the hug Friday, she went around asking everyone whether or not he or she knew about Travis’s package. Donnie convinced her that it must have been his wallet. Well, when Janessa called today to ask Travis about his package and whether or not it was indeed his “wallet”, Travis said bashfully, “I don’t carry a wallet in the morning.” That’s right ladies! Now we know why his poor wife puts up with his un-peach-like ways. He’s smuggling monster schlong down there! With all the talk about the upcoming March Madmen event, Travis’s package was put on the list. Actually, it seems like there might be an entire bracket of Travis-related participants in this year’s March Madmen. Keep listening for details.

Tomorrow Mike McKnight of Channel 6 will be coming in studio to hang out with TnT for a bit. The guys are also supposed to be speaking with Bobcat Goldwaithe. There will be another live band performing tomorrow’s Vegas son as well. Make sure to tune in from 5:30am until 10am for another show and then check back here for the daily update. Thanks for watching. Goodnight. –the Alien Guy-