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Tuesday 2-29-00

The first hour of the show was a little rough on TnT. No matter what they tossed out for the audience, the listeners just didn’t bite. The guys provided several good topics of discussion to get the show rolling but no one called. It was clear the guys were a little discouraged with the lack of callers and at one point, they mentioned how they weren’t getting any calls. Once that was said, the only calls they got were from clueless people saying stupid things like “You guy’s aren’t getting any calls are you?” At a little after 7am, Omaha’s coffee must have kicked in because things started going better for the show. The calls picked up and listeners began to grasp the day’s topics, the number of stupid people phoning dropped to nearly nothing and TnT’s first guest rolled in to help the guys bring the town to it’s feet.

Investigative reporter Mike McKnight from Channel 6 came in today. The reason for his visit was to promote a story about Global Positioning Satellite tracking devices that some companies are putting on employee vehicles to make sure they’re doing their jobs. Mike talked with TnT about the implementation of the trackers some businesses are doing, how they can be used in other manors and also discussed the testing Channel 6 did on the devices. They got a call or two from someone who’s employer had put the device in his company vehicle. The whole concept seemed to interest TnT but they also seamed a bit weary of the whole “Big Brother” aspect of it all.

The guys wanted to do a little social experiment this morning to prove just how stupid men really are. With a little help from their lingerie model and dancer friend, Candy, the guys were able to prove many times in several locations that men are morons. TnT sent Candy out to several places around town. With her, she carried a huge sign that said “I want to have sex with a married man.” At her first stop, it took a guy named Rich all of 32 seconds to pull over. TnT talked to him on the air and his excuse was “Hey, she’s hot.” After moving to anther spot, Candy was confronted by some police officers. They wanted to check and see if she was really soliciting sex. Candy was able to convince them that she was just doing a radio bit and had no real intentions of sleeping with any of the listeners. At her final stop, the 32-second time record was broken. A man stopped within 19 seconds of her arrival to spot number 3. It was also at that final spot where Candy was confronted by some religious chicks who were “praying” for her. TnT spoke with one of them on the air. She seemed nice enough but come on, she was a religious freak praying for a stripper in the middle of the road at 8am on a Tuesday. How sane could she be? Anyway, after Candy came back in studio, TnT talked with her for a bit about her job and her life. If you want to check out Candy, she’ll be dancing at the 20’s every Thursday and Saturday at 8pm. Stop on out and give her a quarter. Yea, she’ll be able to pick it up.

TnT had a great phone interview with their comedian buddy Bobcat Goldthwait. He humorously filled them in on how he was recently dropped from that piece of crap show “Hollywood Squares” and also talked about running into Jay Leno at a restaurant. TnT tried to compliment him on some of their more favorite Bobcat works but he really didn’t seem to know how to take a compliment. The guys also spoke with him about an upcoming Johnny Depp movie about cocaine in the ‘70’s called “Blow” in which Bobcat has a roll. Just a little heads up for you all; Bobcat will be at the Funny Bone for a special concert engagement next Friday and Saturday night. He’ll be joining TnT in studio that Friday morning so make sure to tune in for that. If you missed the interview this morning, wake up early on Saturday and catch it on the replay. It was very funny.

5 Story Fall came in studio today and performed this morning’s Vegas tune. They really sounded great. So great, in fact, that TnT let them stay and play an original tune as well. If you missed them this morning, they’ll be at the 18th Amendment on Saturday night and will be performing a cancer benefit on April 14th at the Music Box. Stay tuned for more details. As for yesterday’s Vegas winner, his name was Gary and I don’t believe TnT were able to get a hold of him this morning for the daily “coolness test”.

Catt James, TnT’s Ralston comedian friend stopped in this morning. She really didn’t have a purpose in visiting other than to wish her son a happy Leap Year birthday. Yes, her 20-year-old son is actually 5 (according to the Leap Year rules and regulations). Catt didn’t seem to have any appearances at the Funny Bone upcoming but as soon as she does, we’ll hear about it.

Well, that’s about all for today’s update. Check back here tomorrow for the Wednesday version. Thanks for watching. Goodnight. –the Alien Guy-