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Happy Ash Wednesday

Wednesday 3-8-00

Today is Ash Wednesday so the guys spent some time talking about the Catholics. Tyler announced that every catholic girl he’s ever slept with has been great in bed so the guys discussed that phenomenon for a while. Several Catholic women called in to confirm they were good in bed and discuss why. Lisa read the news and TnT spent some time discussing that as well.

Larry the Cable Guy called in this morning and delivered a commentary about naked jungle pigmies with dangly boobs that have bamboo shoots sticking out of them. Tune in later in the week for more Larry the Cable Guy.

Dr. Ed joined TnT for a few hours this morning and discussed the listener’s medical related questions. As we all know, the medical questions Dr. Ed is usually faced with are pretty odd. Today was no exception. Some of the highlights of his visit included discussions about licking lizards and turtles, bloody ejaculations, morning wood and, of course, the obligatory call from a depressed crackhead. Dr. Ed will be back in two weeks so start saving up your questions now.

TnT spoke with Creighton Blue Jay’s coach Dana Altman today. They congratulated him and the team on their recent victory and asked Dana how he thought they’d be seated in the NCAA tournament. He guessed they’d be anywhere between 11 and 13th and hopes to play either in Minnesota or Tucson. They spent some time discussing the recruiting process as well. TnT wished Dana and the team luck and then let him go.

Because it’s Ash Wednesday, TnT thought it would be a good idea to send the Pope out and about to deliver the ashes of Christ to motorists in a rush. Once at 90th and Dodge, the Pope proceeded to do so. For some reason, the pope was called back early and the bit ended. What, did uptight Catholics take offence to the Pope? Check out the new picture section to see the Pope before he left the station.

Today’s Vegas tune band backed out on TnT at the last minute so there was no live in-studio music this morning. Come to think of it, I don’t believe TnT called yesterday’s Vegas trip winner either.

Darrel Joyce from the Funny Bone came in this morning. He was very funny and had a great rant about the guy who got popped in the head during the hockey game a few weeks ago. Darrel and TnT spent a great deal of time this morning discussing brother-related topics that normally confuse the crap out of the pasty white Todd and Tyler. Check Darrel out at the Bone this weekend by calling 493-8036.

The guys spent some time talking about how Donnie and his attempt at getting a new car. Donnie told the guys he seemed to be having trouble getting anyone to take him seriously because he doesn’t look like the kind of guy who’d have enough money to buy something nice. Consequently, the sales people don’t want to waste their time on him. After some discussion, the guys thought it would be a good idea to send Darrel out tomorrow and see if he, as a black man, has as much trouble getting help at a used car dealership as Donnie the Duck Butted Neck. Tune in for that bit. It should be pretty good.

Tonight is Z-92 night at the Funny Bone. Join Todd and Tyler for the weekly festivities and bring along 3 friends. It’s 4 yucks for a buck. In other words, you and your 3 friends each bring a dollar to get in. Call 493-8036 for reservations.

Well, that’s all for the update today. All you Catholics can now go dip your head in the grill or whatever you do. Thanks for watching. Goodnight. –the Alien Guy-