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Monday 3-13-00

Todd and Tyler started off this morning’s show talking about the Bobcat shows over the weekend. Todd got all hammered up and spent most of the evening tripping over his words and forgetting the existence of Travis. Some listeners checked in to comment on the Bobcat Funny Bone shows as well. All in all, I’d say everyone who saw Bobcat this weekend had a great time. Well, the lady he referred to as the C-word probably didn’t care for him too much but “What are ya gonna do?” They also mentioned their upcoming live show taking place at Clancy’s West on Friday morning. They discussed the possibility of having a panty show as well. If you know any hotties that’d like to participate, have them give TnT a call and get a spot.

The guys spent a little time recapping the March Madmen results from Friday’s show. After that, they went ahead and played a few new clips for us. Please check the updated brackets graphic to see who has advanced. I fully expect the flying Corky’s to sweep in and destroy the entire event by the end of this year’s tournament.

Larry the Cable Guy checked in today and gave an odd commentary on the origins of ass pinching on St. Patrick’s Day. He also broke into a little bit of a funny little dwarf voice for the guys. Tune in for more Larry later in the week.

Creighton Blue Jay’s coach Dana Altman checked in today and talked about making it to the big tourney. They’re taking on Auburn in Minneapolis on Thursday. Dana was happy to hear that they’d gotten a 10 seed in the tournament and is looking forward to the possibility of playing Iowa State if they and the Blue Jay’s both win their first match-ups.

The guys called Friday’s winner of the Vegas trip. While trying her home number, they spoke with her husband (who seemed pretty cool). Later, the got a hold of Grace at work. She, too, seemed cool. Both of them are looking forward to the trip.

The guys brought in Jeremy again this morning to discuss the upcoming visit from his California stripper/accountant/internet slut Sienna. She’s supposed to be coming in on Tuesday for a near-week long visit. The guys called her and found out that her phone had been disconnected! After further inspection, it turns out that Todd dialed wrong. Yea, stop the friggin presses… Anyway, they finally got her house and her brother answered the phone. He said Sienna went away for the weekend and wouldn’t be back until later today. He also mentioned that she hasn’t said a word about coming to Nebraska to visit/bang Jeremy. Stay tuned for further tales of “The pasty, skinny no-ass-having Jeremy tries to nail a hot, blond bisexual stripper from California”.

Towards the end of the show, TnT got a call from a bozo who complained about their show. In his mind, retard jokes, slams on Catholics and the Pope getting tongue kissed by a lady from Columbus is just too much. TnT let him have his say and then proceeded to hammer the moron for the remainder of the show. Many callers checked in during that last ½ hour to 45 minutes to join in the melee of verbal abuse being tossed at the idiot caller.

That’s all I’ve got for the update this afternoon. Check back here tomorrow for the Tuesday version. Thanks for watching. Goodnight. –the Alien Guy-