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Tuesday 3-14-00

Todd and Tyler started off their show this morning talking about Friday’s upcoming live show at Clancy’s West. They are officially doing the St. Panty’s Day event so all you ladies in green panties should probably be checking in with the guys this week to get a spot reserved for you.

Also very early in the show, TnT read an e-mail from Jeremy’s California cyber-whore/stripper Sienna. The e-mail came yesterday at around 3:30 and, of course, explained exactly what TnT had been telling Jeremy all along. That’s right folks, Sienna backed out on Jeremy. The e-mail explained that she couldn’t get a sitter, that she was broke and that she was busy with work. She basically lied to Jeremy for the last month saying she had tickets already purchased and that she’d be coming. The guys spent a little time ragging on Jeremy and then decided to call him up and give him a hard time. When they dialed, they asked Lisa to pretend to be Sienna. Once Jeremy’s sleeping, hung over ass answered the phone, Lisa kicked it into gear and became Sienna! Jeremy fell for it hook, line and sinker. After a minute or two of talking to him, Tyler jumped in and said something to the effect of, “Hey Jeremy, it’s Tyler and I’m railing Sienna from behind right now. Uh uh uh uh uh.” It was hilarious! So funny, in fact, that the guys hot buttoned the phone all and played it throughout the show.

Later in the show, Jeremy came in and took his lashings. He was obviously bummed about the whole deal but in the end, I think he learned a lesson. There’s no such thing as a hot, bisexual accountant who’s willing to send you nude photos of herself over the Internet. At that point in the show, TnT opened the phone lines to all that wanted to share their Internet love stories gone bad/good. They got a few calls from women who admitted to toying with men on the Internet. One woman had even created an entire alter ego including a profile and phony pictures for her on-line toying.

TnT carried on a little bit more of the March Madmen tournament today. Check the brackets for an update as to what occurred this morning. Also relating to the MM2000, the guys got a visit from one of this year’s participants this morning. Carol Kloss and her camera crew stopped in studio at around 9:30am wearing her badass sunglasses and leather jacket. TnT played the 3 clips of Carol’s March Madmen tries and she seemed to dig them. Carol was a bit disappointed that she didn’t get to take on Dr. John but Donnie fixed it. He worked up an NIT match-up between Carol and Dr. John in which Carol beat the hell out of him with a 27 inch red dildo. After the March Madmen discussion ended, the guys gave her a little crap about how she gave Dr. John such a hard time. The whole community standards issue was brought up and then Carol dropped the “dildo” card! She was very cool.

TnT sent Slave Boy Chris and a listener named Paul out and about this morning. Paul was trying to win some WCW wrestling tickets by spotting illiterate folks and having them attempt to read stuff on the air to TnT. They went to several locations throughout the show but everyone he confronted was literate. Paul and Chris were, however, nearly killed by some rednecks in Carter Lake and a few Mexican gentlemen in the low numbers of Q Street. In the end, Paul won his tickets.

Well, that’s about all there is for an update today. The guys will do a lot of talking about the Friday Live show at Clancy’s West tomorrow. They’ll try to round up some more participants for the Panty thing as well. Tomorrow is a March Madmen travel day too so there won’t be any new ones. Check back here tomorrow for the Wednesday version. Thanks for watching. Goodnight -the Alien Guy-