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Thursday 3-16-00

Todd and Tyler started off their show this morning expressing how worried they were about their upcoming Panty Parade at Clancy’s West tomorrow morning. They started discussing the parade early this week but haven’t gotten much response. They were beginning to worry that the Panty Parade wouldn’t fly. They mentioned that the winner of the Panty Parade is going to win a trip to South Carolina to see Creed! The winner will also get a limo all day Friday, dinner at Clancy’s and $92 from the prize vault. That’s not the only prize being given away tomorrow. TnT are giving away some WCW tickets to anyone who’s willing to lick some green icing off of Donnie’s bare ass. Surprisingly, Donnie’s ex, the Plaintiff, called in and made some comments about his ass being harry, bumpy and all around nasty but then asked if she could lick his ass for the tickets. Donnie didn’t think Caller 9 would dig that too much so TnT told her no. Then they checked in with Caller 9 to confirm her feelings on the Plaintiff burying her tongue in Donnie’s butt. Shortly after, the guys got a call from the Plaintiff’s roommate. She ended up rubbing on the Plaintiff’s butt over the phone. The reason? ”I don’t know. Hmm…. Maybe? Hmm… Maybe because you’re gay?”

The guys sent Slave Boy Chris out to various places today in an attempt to scrounge up some Panty Parade participants. He seemed surprised when he got to a local strip club and there wasn’t anyone awake. Several listeners checked in and had TnT send Chris over to their jobs to try to recruit women from there. Some weren’t interested, others were.

TnT also spoke with Dr. John and asked his help in recruiting some Panty Parade ladies too. He said he’d try to get some ladies to commit and offered up a few prizes for TnT to give away tomorrow. They also discussed his April 4th court date and tried to hook Donnie up with a rubber vagina.

After several hours of recruiting, the guys had heard from many women who were willing to participate. People turned in coworkers, friends and wives (most of which spoke to TnT and seemed into it). The calls seemed to pour in. Some women offered to bring a few coworkers and girlfriends while others offered to bring nearly 10 other women with them. By the end of the show, TnT must have had 30 women inquiring and confirming their spot in the Panty Parade. Make sure to tune in tomorrow to catch the show.

Frank Akison, voice of the Lancers, came in studio to do sports today. He didn’t say much when the guys started bitching about what a piece of crap Ak-sar-ben is. He talked a little bit with TnT about other jazz but took off right after sports.

The guys spent some time replaying some of the March Madmen match-ups leading up to today’s Final Four and Championship. After 8am, they started playing the conclusion to this year’s tournament. Fetal Tissue beat Fat Bastard, Shnobble beat the Pope and in the end, Aborted Fetal Tissue beat Shnobble. Check the brackets for a recap of the match-ups.

Towards the end of the show, the guys spoke with John Waite, formerly of the Babies and Bad English. They talked about his career, where he lives and what music he likes. They also got his take on the Tina Turner and Brooks & Dunn covers of some of his songs. He said he didn’t mind them covering his stuff because, frankly, he gets money. John was very cool with TnT and seemed to enjoy talking with them.

J Medicinehat stopped by the station to say hi before the guys left the air. He came in to talk about how he’s buying his new 34-year-old girlfriend some new boobs. “They’ve got that new tittie smell”, said Todd.

Tomorrow is the live show at Clancy’s West. The show begins at 5:30am, the Panty Parade participants will be arriving at 8:30am and the Parade should start around 9. Make sure to tune in tomorrow and check back here at some point over the weekend for the written update (provided I’m sober enough to write one). Thanks for watching. Goodnight. –the Alien Guy-