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Friday 3-31-00

Lisa read a list this morning consisting of 25 sexy things to do with your women. As she went through them, TnT picked them apart deciding which were good and which were stupid. There were a few that peeked their interest so they opened the phone lines to listeners. They wanted to know if anyone in town roll plays, gets turned on by scary movies or if women like to watch their men twist one off. As the show progressed, they got more and more calls. For the most part, nearly all of the callers wanted to talk about various sexual roll playing games they do with there lovers. There were, however, a few twisted ladies who called in to say how much they like to watch their guy twist off.

Today was another installment of Big Beefy Friday. Gene from the Brass Grille (1207 Harney) came to the station to cook the meat that would later be used to taunt Trav. Gene stopped in studio for a bit and talked with the guys but didn’t stay long, as there was meat to be cooked. When Trav arrived later in the show, Donnie stuck a hunk of meat in Travis’s face. Donnie’s meat touched Trav’s lip but no swallowing action was involved.

Larry the Cable Guy called and delivered a commentary on a recent study by Berkley University that stated if your second finger is shorter than your index finger, you’re gay. Larry said it was much easier to see if someone was gay. Instead of measuring and comparing their fingers, just smell’em. “If they smell like butt, you’re queer”, said Larry.

The guys played another round of Caller 9’s History Quiz this morning. They asked her a 2-part question about the Eiffel Tower (what city it’s in and when it was constructed). After giving the wrong answer on the city at first, she corrected herself and was counted right. She had no idea on the date it was built. TnT gave her partial credit, a “See me after class” note and a bright, glittery star shaped sticker.

Stan and Steve of the Confidentials came in studio today. I guess they were the only ones who could get up. Anyway, they performed 2 very cool songs for Todd and Tyler and then spent some time talking about the Confidentials and their little side project. You can catch them at the 18th Amendment tomorrow night.

The guys had a conversation with the King of Funny cars John Force today. It was an amazing interview that detailed the intricacies of the auto racing industry, the physics and dynamics of the cars themselves and the sheer volcanoes of personality that the drivers are. You can see John at the World of Wheels on Saturday from 1-4pm. Keep tuned to catch the interview on a Best Of show soon.

Walt Willey from the Funny Bone came in today and hung out with TnT. You might know him as Jackson Montgomery from afternoon TV’s “All My Children”. He talked about his career in soaps, discussed his personal life and touched on how and why he got into comedy. Surprisingly, he came across as being funny and didn’t seem like a dick at all. Lots of ladies called in to talk to Walt about his TV character and he was more than happy to give them what they wanted. One lady even faked an orgasm for tickets and another woman’s head nearly went Total Recall and exploded. Walt’s visit took up a majority of the last half of the show so I’m sure you can imagine the number of tangents the guys got off on (too many to write about). Catch Walt at the Funny Bone this weekend. Call the Bone Phone at 493-8036 for reservations and ticket information.

Well, that’s the Friday update. Check back here Monday for a new one. Thanks for watching. Goodnight. –the Alien Guy-