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Tuesday 4-11-00

The guys started off this morning’s show welcoming Lisa back and talking about the Springstien show she saw in KC over the weekend. She said it was a cool concert but their tickets sucked. Later, they spent some time talking about Donnie’s wrestling match last night. He got all taped up, painted Jeremy’s face and then the two proceeded to beat the crap out of each other inside Hooters last night. I’m sure it was as pitiful as it sounds. And with all the political ads he’s running about family values this and gas prices that, TnT poked a little fun at Tubby Grogan today. They seemed to be amused that a guy on his 4th marriage with kids scattered all over the place (allegedly) would want to campaign on family values.

The Weeping Water Lunch Lady saga continued this morning when TnT got a call from the lunch lady in question, Sue. She seemed pretty cool and was obviously a listener of the show. Although she attended last night’s school board meeting, Sue still didn’t have an answer as to why she was fired. She did, however, speculate that it was because the superintendent’s wife didn’t like her. Some other callers checked in to comment on the situation as well but none of them were very interesting. I’m sure more will information will be coming out soon and when it does, TnT will be talking about it.

The guys spoke with Deathpool Dave this morning. He’s just an average, every day guy who happens to bet on celebrity deaths in “death pools” on the Internet and with his friends. After talking about the intricacies of his hobby, the guys opened up the phone lines and let their listeners try to stump Dave. The rules of the contest stated that the person in question had to be an actual celebrity (determined by TnT) and had to have died after 1970. Several of the callers who participated successfully stumped Dave but most did not.

A majority of this morning’s show centered around Dr. John who stopped in to talk about his court case. He brought his late-arriving lawyer with him so Todd and Tyler spent a few hours discussing the dynamics of the court case with John. They covered nearly all of the points they’ve been mentioning since Dr. John first came to town and then spent some time talking about microwavable vaginas and rubber forearms. Everyone wanted to know which videos the police had taken as part of the lawsuit. The two for this month’s court case are called “Snatch Patch” and “Banged Beach Blondes”. He’s got another lawsuit coming up next month over 5 additional videos (one of which is titled “Super Boobs”). Stay tuned for further details on the Dr. John case as well.

Well, that’s all for the update today. Check back here Wednesday for another. Thanks for watching. Goodnight. –the Alien Guy-