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Wednesday 4-19-00

Todd and Tyler started off this morning’s show discussing some morons in the paper. One in particular was bitching about Dr. John’s and said that he remembered seeing a stag movie 25 years ago and to this day he remembers the images. TnT looked up his number and gave him a call on the air. Surprisingly, the guy was willing to talk to them. Both TnT began to question the guy but it was pretty clear that the guy was a moron. The guys tried to talk him in to watching a present day porno movie because “the quality and production is much better now” but the bacon frying newspaper writing guy didn’t show any interest.

Larry the Cable Guy called in this morning and gave a commentary about taxes. I think Larry mixed in a “tapered turd” reference today.

There was a lot of talk about drinking this morning. Charlie called in and retold the story about how he fell out of his house. Then he relayed a tale from AA about a guy who used to stick a bottle of vodka up his ass and then stand on his head until the contents of the bottle had been completely drained into his butt. From there, the guys took all sorts of odd drinking/alcohol ingestion stories.

The guys spoke with Willie Ferrell who will be appearing at the Funny Bone this week. They spent a majority of the phone conversation discussing “The Sopranos”. Tonight is Z-92 night at the Funny Bone so make sure to stop on out to the club. It’s only a dollar each this evening! Call 493-8036 for reservations and information.

The guys had a conversation with a guy named Mike Green this morning. I guess he was picked last in the recent NFL draft and that’s some sort of big deal. I have no idea why they talked to him.

Cruecut Ballsack from the Funny Bone came in this morning. No, I’m just kidding. His name is actually Buzz Nutly (but that’s not much better, is it). He joined in on the topics of the day and seemed pretty funny. That shouldn’t come as a surprise to any of us because he is, after all, a comedian. Check him out at the Funny Bone this weekend with Willie Ferrell. Call 493-8036 for reservations.

Well, that’s the stellar Wednesday update. Aren’t you glad you took the time to stop downloading porn and read it? Cyaz2morrow. –the Alien Guy-