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Thursday 5-18-00

Todd and Tyler started off this morning’s show talking about Husker baseball. They got a call from a very informed listener who actually knew a little bit about the Husker’s team. They were pleased to talk to him because that was the only call they’d ever get from an educated Husker baseball fan. After that, the guys chewed out the TV weathermen for royally screwing up last night’s storm predictions and messing up last night’s television shows.

Lisa’s List was a little bit different than some of her past top 10 lists. This morning she had a list of food items that came out in the 80’s. The guys took lots of calls throughout the show. TnT and their listeners nailed a majority of the food items. Some of the suggestions, however, were disputed as being from the 70’s, not the 80’s. By the end of the bit, everyone was just plain hungry.

This morning’s impossible mission didn’t work out very well because no one was able to come up with an idea for it. Instead, Slave Boy Chris spent a few hours sitting in with TnT asking various female callers if they’d agree to sign up for the Venus Swimwear Competition taking place tonight at the 18th Amendment. After a while, TnT got tired of having him around so they sent him to Dr. Johns. Once there, Chris attempted to get female patrons to talk to TnT on the phone so they could convince them to participate in the Venus Swimwear competition but no females would go on the air.

After Chris failed to get a woman to talk to him, TnT had him set up a round of Pornshop Price is Right! Chris grabbed a few items from the store and tallied their values. Then, TnT had 4 listeners make guesses on the total value of the items Chris had picked (which included a movie, a whip, some anal beads and some other stuff). The first set of 4 participants all overbid to TnT went to the next group. Someone in that group was able to guess, nearly to the cent, the value of the package. That caller was then awarded the showcase. The discussions over the items in the showcase spawned TnT to discuss rubber vaginas. Donnie ran out to his car and got his. Then, from what I was able to gather, Donnie proceeded to jam his arm up the inanimate object and thoroughly grossed the entire show out.

Comedian James Johan stopped in to the show this morning and hung out with TnT. He’s on his way to open for Pauley Shore. I believe he’ll be back in town at the Bone next week but I’m not for sure. Anyway, James hung out with TnT for a while and joined in on the topics of the day.

Somehow strange diets became a topic on the show today. Donnie told about his friend who chews food, swallows the juices and then spits the food out. Flave called in and talked about a girl he used to know who would eat rocks. There were a few callers who admitted to strange diets including a female who said she sucks on chocolate to kill her craving but spits the chocolate and it’s juices out. People are just weird.

Join TnT at the 18th Amendment tonight for the Venus Swimwear competition which starts at 8pm. They are doing ½ priced drinks for ladies. Stop on out and catch the show.

That’s the update. L8rz. –AG-