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Monday 5-22-00

Todd and Tyler started off their show this morning discussing their weekends. Tyler had ”the poops” and Todd spent 48 hours sitting on the Bass Baby strapped to his non-working truck inside his garage. The guys spent some time talking about the Offutt airman who got caught forcing lower ranked guys to let him give them Diekmans. Byron called in early on for the gay point of view but didn’t seem to have as much to say this morning as he normally does when he calls.

Todd and Tyler’s first caller this morning gave them an idea for a topic that TnT tossed around for a while. The caller was talking about how he had stumbled into the bathroom and caught his girlfriend in the shower. That particular time, he thought it was the sexiest he had ever seen her. From there, the guys took some calls from listeners about the most sexy their significant others have ever looked. For the most part, women seem to dig it when their guy either gets cleaned up or wears a uniform. There was one woman who liked it when her man fixes things and another who sops when her guy works on his car. Guys, for the most part, constantly think their women (or all women, for that matter) look sexy so their input wasn’t nearly as valuable to the discussion.

Larry the Cable Guy checked in this morning and delivered a commentary on how the movie “Urban Cowboy” had killed some of his relatives. Larry will be at the Funny Bone in a few weeks. Feel free to check his website out at http://www.larrythecableguy.com” target=blank>www.larrythecableguy.com.

Instead of a list this morning, Lisa read a quiz for TnT to help them determine if they are bad boys. It didn’t seem to go over very well because the quiz was rather stupid. Hopefully Lisa will have another list for us tomorrow. Travis came in with a decent list, however. During sports, TnT and their listeners tried to guess which appeared on Trav’s list of the 20 worst sports calls of all time. There were some obvious ones that were easily nailed by the hosts and their callers and a few that gave the guys trouble. In the end, they seemed to have picked apart the list very well.

Mark Lundholm from the Funny Bone came in again this morning to talk about his sober show at the Bone tonight. He spent a few hours talking with TnT, relaying more humorous horror stories about his life and being very self-righteous without being very self-righteous. He told a couple of stories that were rather disturbing including two about butt licking; one involving an old woman and the other, a dog. If you’re recovering and need a fix of coffee and smoke, check out his last performance at the Funny Bone tonight.

Well, that’s all I’ve got for the update today. Check back here tomorrow for the Tuesday version. Thanks for watching. Good night. –the Alien Guy-