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Monday 7-10-00

Todd and Tyler started off this morning’s show discussing a variety of topics. They touched on the huge CD release/signing at Homers on Saturday morning and seemed genuinely pleased with the massive turnout. The Metro guy who got busted for screwing the community college out of some cash also came up. The guys got a follow-up on the debacle known as the Venus Swimwear competition. It turns out that there was a little bit of funkiness going on in the vote counting. Now, it seems, the Venus people are going to send the false winner (who actually took 3rd) and the real first place winner to Florida for the competition. Hmmm, that makes a lot of sense. Send the lady who actually won and the chick who’s husband tried to scam her the victory but ended up getting 3rd but not the second place winner? The guys also discussed a little bit about CBS’s new show “Big Brother”. Donnie proclaimed that he hated it and that began the first of many social commentaries Donnie brought to the mike all morning long. Yes, Donnie on TV, Politics, Religion and more all graced the airwaves on Todd and Tyler’s show this morning.

The paper had a picture of Eric Crouch shirtless and the guys spent some time commenting on the tattoo of his name he has on his arm. They wondered why anyone would get their own name scribed on them. That lead into a lengthy discussion over what TnT would be passionate enough about to have permanently inked on their own skin. TnT weren’t really able to come up with anything they felt that strongly about. Donnie, on the other hand, is going to get two Colts horseshoes tattooed around his massive cannon-like biceps. They took calls all morning long on the tattoo topic but for the most part, the calls were boring. Hearing stories of people with stupid things tattooed on them only furthered everyone’s question as to why people do it. A couple of pigs banging it out with “Make’n Bacon” under it? Must have been a pure genius wearing that one. With a little help from some clever callers and Donnie, the topic was spiced up with various calls from dead people and their tattoos. That should be self-explanatory. If it’s not, you don’t listen to the show enough. Tune in longer. If you need a hand, however, imagine the Payne Stewart call in which he said he had parts of the South Dakota landscape tattooed on his body (or something to that effect).

TnT spoke with comedian and host of Comedy Central’s show “Don’t Forget Your Toothbrush”, Mark Curry. He talked about the funky British rip-off show and how he got the gig. He also briefly discussed his comedy career and his old sitcom “Hanging with Mr. Cooper”. Check out the http://www.comedycentral.com/toothbrush/” target=blank>Comedy Central web site for more details on Mark and the show.

The gang took part in a list this morning that centered on the top 25 TV detectives. The guys did their best to hang with the list but it was pretty bad. Thankfully, this morning’s list was just a look-back to the old days of Lisa’s List and not a reemergence of the bit. I don’t think we’ll be hearing another list for a while.

Larry the Cable Guy checked in this morning and talked about how the “In God We Trust” is being considered to be removed from US currency. Larry’s obscure references and lowest common denominator humor made the terribly boring topic funny to listen to. Oh yea, surprise! Todd and Larry talked about fishing again.

Towards the end of the show, the guys tried to help a 44-year-old bisexual hook up with some Omaha ladies. Violet, the caller, recently moved to CB from Fremont and was having trouble finding chicks to shack up with. The guys opened the phone lines for bisexual ladies to call in and offer themselves up to Violet but didn’t get any takers. I don’t know but maybe it’s because Violet sounded like she was 300-years-old. Is there something about pie that makes female vocal cords turn to mush? Maybe it’s the daily carton of non-filtered Camels and bucket of Wild Turkey. At any rate, my theory is poor Violet isn’t finding any bisexual pie to hang out with because when she opens her mouth, she makes Irma sound like a spunky teenager. Violet, give up the quest for lipsticks, you’ll have better luck with the bi-levelled hair, camouflage wearing, she-man duck-call champion at the end of the bar.

Well, that’s the update for the Monday show. Tune in tomorrow from 5:30 to 10am for another show and then check back here in the afternoon for a written update. Thanks for watching. Good night. –the Alien Guy-