Todd and Tyler Unauthorized Forums

Wednesday 7-12-00

Todd and Tyler started off the show this morning discussing the sting that busted Dr. John’s store selling a video to a 17-year-old who looked 35. They pleaded with their younger listeners not to turn into narks for the police. They seem sick of hard working people trying to make a living getting busted by some police run sting operation and would like to see the police and city prosecutor spend more time stopping real crime. The conversation about the young porn buying sting kid sparked memories of the guy’s first porno movies. Tyler talked all about seeing porn flicks in actual theaters when he was growing up. He recollected how he and his buddies always wanted to go straight home after seeing such movies so they could twist one off. Todd would have seen such movies as well but he’d have had to go to a theater in a town 100 miles away (much like his prom date experience).

With the S & M topic of yesterday’s show and the fact that Tyler “slipped out” last night, the guys got into a discussion about sexual injuries. They told some of their own stories and then opened up the phone lines for listeners to share their tales. Throughout the show, callers checked in with some truly hideous stories about their sexual injuries. Multiple times, I had to grab my own crotch and stop myself from moaning in pain. Hickeys, twisted nuts, popping out, heart attacks, broken urethras, glass shards through the shoulder, ripped sacks, epileptic Diekmans and the inhalation of fecal matter were all discussed. Yes, thank you to the guy who informed the world of what “shrimping” is. I nearly vomited. For a while there, the callers got off the topic and started calling in nad shot stories but TnT straightened the listeners up for the last hour of the show. That seemed to be when some of the best sexually related injury stories came in. These tales took up a majority of the show and didn’t leave much time for tangents so the update might look a little thin today.

Speaking of thin, Todd and Tyler sent Slave Boy Chris, Barb and Big Pussy down to 72nd and Dodge Street this morning so listeners could drop hot wax on Big Pussy. Barb had Big Pussy lay down on a towel and then drew some targets around his nipples and gaping bellybutton. She then gave the wax dripping a try but missed Big Pussy. It didn’t take long for some listeners to stop by to try their hands at dripping wax on Big Pussy’s nipples. The first contestant was actually a blind guy. Surprisingly, he hit Big Pussy’s nipple on the first shot. (If you’ve ever seen Big Pussy, you’ll realize it’s not that big of a feat. Hitting Pussy’s nipple with a drop of wax would be like tossing a water balloon into a parking lot. I mean, come on, he’s got some huge-ass man-cans.) Later on, a 19-year-old girl stopped by to give the dripping a shot. She actually sat on BP’s tummy and dripped the wax from a much lower height. Keep in mind that while all of the hot bubbles of magma-like wax were scorching Big Pussy’s tender, pasty white flesh, he was screaming and hollering much like the Beastmaster used to whenever Todd and Tyler would put him through his daily pain bit.

After everyone got a chance to burn Pussy’s gut, the gang all headed back to the studio. Big Pussy came in and showed TnT the wax marks which he had left on. You can see all the pictures by clicking here.

Well, that’s the update for today. Check back here tomorrow for the Thursday version. Thanks for watching. Good night. –the Alien Guy-