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Monday 7-17-00

Todd and Tyler started off their show this morning talking about the big bash at the Anchor Inn on Saturday night. They talked about the boat that was stolen at the Anchor (and later got a call from the guy) and also joked about Donnie yelling down a drunken moron in the crowd. The Nuclear Bees won the Battle of the Bands. They’ll be opening up this year’s Birthday Bash in August. Speaking of the Bees, Heavy C came in studio and hung out with TnT all morning long. Also big on the list of topics today was the Dr. John conviction. He’s getting 9 months and if one more conviction comes through, he’ll have to shut down his store. Todd and Tyler spent a good portion of this morning’s show discussing the whole situation. As most listeners know, Todd and Tyler feel the city’s spending way too much time going after Dr. John especially when there is real crime in the city. We’ll most likely hear more on the Dr. John fiasco as his next trial gets under way.

Lisa made her return to the show this morning. She surprised TnT last week by not showing up even though she insisted she told TnT about her absence a long time ago. In what seemed to be a small fit of anger, TnT let it slip out on Friday that Lisa has a new TV job in Tucson. She talked about her trip to Okaboji on Friday and playfully joked around about hearing TnT’s comments as she traveled. She did talk about her new TV gig in AZ and tried to explain why she didn’t want it to get out so soon. From there, the guys spent a good portion of the show talking about Lisa’s new job, discussing how she is going to deal with being so far away from her beloved Huskers and they also talked about her new bellybutton piercing she got over the weekend. The guys called Lisa’s mother to talk about Lisa’s new job and bellybutton ring. Lisa’s mom was as crabby as ever. She kept referring to whatever Todd and Tyler were talking about as “crap”, seemed quite pissed that they had looked at Lisa’s new piercing and gave Lisa a hard time about saying personal things over the air. TnT always seem to enjoy their conversations with Lisa’s mom but I don’t know why. She comes across as nothing more than an overprotective, abrasive, sarcastic pain.

When Travis came in to do sports, he compared the Arizona State home game schedule with that of the Huskers. I guess the idea of doing so was to dig at Lisa’s new Arizona job and how she’ll be so far away from the Huskers, which the gang had talked about all morning long. Thankfully, there were a limited number of home football games to talk about and the bit ended quickly.

Lisa came in with one of those women’s magazine lists again this morning. The list basically rated men and their sex lives based on their occupations. No one really understood how the two correlate but the gang moved on with the discussion anyway. They took calls from men who wanted to see how they stacked up compared to the men in the surveys. They’d give their occupation and Lisa would read from her list how the lady’s magazine rated them. The men agreed with the good things and disagreed with the bad things. For the most part, the list and concept behind it was stupid. Thankfully, Todd and Tyler took the topic and put their own twist on it, which made it listenable. What they did instead was to ask women to check in and tell their professions. Then, they’d go around the room and see if any of them had slept with a woman with that profession in the past. If more than one of the guys had, they’d compare notes. Well, they got some calls but it took quite a while for the female TnT listeners to understand what the hell Todd and Tyler wanted. Way too many ladies called in to tell the guys what their men do for a living in an attempt to compare their guys to Lisa’s article. Eventually the guys got the ladies on the right track. Once that happened, they found out that they’d not slept with nearly as many women of different occupations as they initially believed. They justified this by saying in their college days, they really didn’t ask (or care) what the women they slept with did for a profession. In the end, I believe hairdressers and waitresses were the best according to TnT, Donnie, Heavy C, and Slave Boy Chris.

Well, that’s the update for today. Please check back tomorrow for another one. Thanks for watching. Good night. –the Alien Guy-

P.S. Donnie, please, for the love of God, stop doing that hideous “drip drip” sound.