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Friday 7-21-00

Todd and Tyler started off their show this morning talking about a message board post from a listener. The poster of the message said his anniversary was coming up and he wanted to have some public sex with his wife in celebration. He asked TnT if they could help them locate a safe spot. The guys spent a little time tossing ideas back and forth and then opened up the phone lines. Listeners checked in to give a few location suggestions while others wanted to share their own public sex stories. Later in the show, the topic was reset and a new wave of callers checked in with some interesting tales.

Larry the Cable Guy called this morning and delivered a commentary on how Taco Bell has dropped the little dog as their advertisement spokesanimal. Larry also talked briefly about the Foxworthy tour he’s a part of and their Texas gig this week.

The band Indigenous came in studio this morning. Actually, Mato and Horse from the band came in while the rest of the groups slept out in the tour bus. TnT spent some time talking about their rising career and their shows in town tonight. TnT sent Big Pussy out to the tour bus to wake up Mato’s hot sister. Unfortunately, in trying to spell her name, my spell checker had a meltdown. Anyway, Big Pussy took out the trunked radio and woke her up. She didn’t seem too pleased but talked to the guys anyway. You can catch Indigenous at the Saddle Creek Homers location tonight at about 5 or 5:30 and then at the Ranch Bowl at about 8pm.

Investigative reporter Mike McKnight from Channel 6 stopped in this morning for a little bit. He talked a little about how July is a minor sweeps month and mentioned an upcoming story on prescription medication that he’s working on. Mike didn’t stay long.

Lisa brought in a partial list this morning about some of the most memorable movie lines of all time. She read a few and TnT properly guessed them all. The list will be covered in full next week some time so tune in. It should be fun. From there, Lisa complained about me complaining about how mean her mom was to TnT earlier in the week. That lead into a later discussion about how insubordinate I’ve become in regards to what I write about the show. My character, along with the work I do every day on these updates was questioned several times during the last few hours of the show.

TnT spoke with comedian Earthquake today. He’ll be at the Funny Bone next week and will most likely join TnT in studio Friday morning. He seemed incredibly funny over the phone and told TnT all about how he and Percy Crews II got busted trying to buy some condoms in St. Louis.

Speaking of Percy Crews II, he and Mark Lemon from the Funny Bone joined TnT in studio today. They joined in on the topics of the day and seemed to enjoy their time on the show. Todd and Tyler talked about the cruise ships Percy works on, discussed porn stars and talked about some race-related comic issues. Towards the end of the show, the guys called Percy’s fiancé in Alabama to see how things were going with her. She seemed pretty cool and said she’s looking forward to Percy coming home soon.

Donnie will be taking the mobile Homers to the East Burger King in Fremont this evening. All of the people in Fremont who don’t make it to Omaha often can pick up a copy of “Greetings From Throckmorton”. He should be there around 7:45 or so. Afterwards, he’s going to the Arena Sports Bar.

Todd and Tyler will be at the Anchor Inn on Saturday night to give away the Birthday Bash related boat and ATV. Cheshire Grin will be playing as well so stop on out tomorrow night for the party.

Well, that’s the update for Friday. Thanks for watching. Good night.